| Kobe Bryant's Rape Accuser |
Rape is horrible. That being said -
I found a picture of his accuser, and she is fucking hot! Oh man, no wonder he would tap that shit. But from the looks of her, plus her being a cheerleader, it's no surprise that she would jump into bed with him, and if he did give her anal,...
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| A New Idea |
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One of the ideas along time ago here at the Rant was to start some type game that we (KP & I) could take to a sports bar or club. The patrons would play the game and the winners would be given prizes. With my upcoming trip to the east coast coming up here in a few weeks, I thought that this maybe...
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| Yankees will miss the playoffs |
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The Boss is on the verge of exploding. Holed up in a Tampa bunker somewhere for the last week Steinbrenner has watched his Bronx boys play like little leaguers and drop six of seven to the Red Sox, including a sweep at Yankee Stadium, Boston's first since 1999. What a sweet two weeks of baseball it...
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| Sports When I Was A Lad |
We can all testify about our experiences being forced into the failure physical education system. Let me tell you some interesting experiences from my youth...
One time in grade 4, we were playing ball hockey in the gym, and this dude Steve was sitting on the ground with shorts on...
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| The Fellowship of the Unemployable |
The Fellowship of the Unemployable
One hour before the season and home opener against the Red Sox, WBAL 1090 radio in Baltimore, the flagship station of the Orioles, received no phone calls. Not one. Not one person called in to talk about Marty Cordova’s contributions in...
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| "The Game", and a loss of work ethic |
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The hockey game in Canada has become a big thing recently...you wouldn't believe HOW much. A few days ago, the murder trial of a 5 year old girl in Toronto was CANCELLED because of "the game". You can make or lose friends based on what you think of the Leafs. It seems that, up here, we place so...
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| Rant Girls: Effective Immediately |
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Effective immediately there is a new rule for new members of SportsRant.com. I require membership to the forums, which is free, to view the full size pictures of the Rant Girls. To try and stop new members just from joining to view the girls, there is a new 6 day waiting period that...
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| Eli Manning: The next Ryan Leaf |
Eli Manning has declared himself too good for the San Diego Chargers whining to agent Tom Condon that he doesn't want to play for them. They should feel lucky. We don't have to think too far back to remember the Bolts choosing feisty bust Ryan Leaf. They don't need another.
Eli...
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| Endorse a state's sports team? Endorse it all! |
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There has been a recent tide of North Carolinan gear being worn by people of all ages, and it has spread even to the Great Wide North of Canada, eh? The colour is the same in itself, light-blue, with that NC logo, the 2 letters intertwining eachother perfectly. It's genius, I have to say, they've...
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| Pedro vs. Humpty Dumpty and Other Deathmatches |
 If You Got Served and the life of Mahatma Gandhi have taught us anything, it is that violence is no way to resolve a conflict. But since that movie sucked and Gandhi is dead, the gospel according to Mortal...
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| Mike Williams Just Had To Follow Clarett |
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Who cares about Maurice Clarett being bumped from this weekends draft, no one
except for Ohio State fans. Mike Williams is the true looser here, and to
think he followed Clarett's dumbass into the draft. Since the appeals court has
left Williams in Limbo, he had...
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| Court: Clarett ineligible for draft |
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“A federal appeals
court has ruled Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett is ineligible for
Saturday's NFL Draft, reversing earlier decisions”
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| 3 Easy Steps to end your career |
Troubled Danton's story turns bizarre
4/17/2004
ST. LOUIS (AP-CP) - A day after St. Louis forward Mike Danton was charged in an alleged murder-for-hire scheme, his Blues teammates were still having trouble fathoming the news.
``It's beyond shock,'' forward Doug...
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| Canadian Fans Boo American National Anthem at Special Olympics |
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Canadian Fans Boo American National Anthem at Special Olympics
Displaying all the class of your unemployed alcoholic uncle, the Canadian fans booed the American National Anthem during the opening ceremonies of the Special Olympics. The...
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| Sox-Yanks: Round One: Ding! Ding! |
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The Hatfield and McCoys are at it again, meeting in the Back Bay for the first time this season. Six months after Game 26 (the ALCS finale) ended when Aaron "Fucking" Boone hit a Tim Wakefield cupcake into some dude's beer down the left field line. Boone struck again in the off-season when he got...
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| Living and Dying in Red Sox Nation |
You just don’t understand, you just can’t understand, unless you live it…
The Red Sox played the Blue Jays at Fenway the other day, and I was falling asleep on my couch. I was dog...
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| Parent allegedly beats Little League coach with aluminum bat |
A parent accused of beating a Little League baseball coach with an aluminum bat during a weekend brawl in front of several 7-year-old players has been charged with aggravated assault.
David Lomita, 43, also faces a weapons charge in connection with Saturday's brawl at a practice...
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| National Crapsketball Association |
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While watching two ten-win teams duke it out for the Eastern Conference’s 6th playoff seed may have seemed crappy, it is not crapsketball. This term transcends mediocrity to expose a more infamous and humorous side of sucking. Borrowing heavily from the work of RD Reynolds, the genius behind...
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| Streaker-tackling Pc ban reversed |
Good news for police officer Brian Pritchard, who was "sent off", as
they say, after tackling a male streaker who disrupted the final of the
Unibond Cheshire Senior Cup Final: the referee who gave Pritchard a red
card for the act has been overruled. Even the...
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| Fantasy Sports At The Rant |
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The next major project that I will undertake is adapting fantasy sports here at the Rant. So people will be able to enjoy the same type of fantasy sports as other places except at 70 % of the price. I am going to start with Fantasy Football and expand from there. I want to create software that...
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| It's Official: Bonds, Giambi, and Sheffield Guilty Of Steriod Use! |
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Last week federal agents obtained urine samples from the
players union conducted last season. Barry Bonds, Gary Sheffield, and
Jason Giambi have all been found guilty for lying under oath and using steroids
to enhance their baseball careers. ...
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| Brewer Buffoonary |
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Always looking for a target for my cheap-seat battery chucking, I have long held a bittersweet affection for any potential villain that may grace the field of play. Unfortunately, baseball’s most heinous villains will not be polluting my beloved Fenway Park this spring. No, they are sheltered from...
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| Montreal Expos Need a Home |
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The Montreal Expos opened up their "home schedule" in San Juan, Puerto Rico, where they'll play 22 games this season. In a matter of years, the team has gone from having a stud lineup and the best record in baseball during the strike-shortened 1997 season, to a traveling...
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| Ishkur's Pretentious Playoff Preview |
A Purposely Pugnacious Prediction of this year's Puck-off Playdowns
By Ishkur and Lord Stanley, Earl of Preston
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| Bonds Will Have The Season of Season's |
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What a start in Houston! 3-3, the game tying homerun. Everyone mark my words, Bonds is going to rule Baseball again this year. Before anyone of you dumbass's open your mouth about the steriods. Just shut up!! Don't even waste your typing abilities becuase your thoughts are like trash, just...
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| Rant Prediction: Lakers To Win It All |
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Since SportsRant has been much better this season at
predicting games, we will go out on a limb for the upcoming NBA...
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| Iverson: A Punk & Pussy Rolled Into One |
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Larry Brown could not stand him, sure he put up with Iverson's antics, in the
end he could not stand this ass and moved on. Sure Iverson is a one man
show, so is Terrell Owens. Oh I am sure that these two will become fast
friends since Owens is now in...
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