Corey Fuller- JackAss of the week 5/25 - 6/1 - May 25th, 2004
Corey Fuller, of the Baltimore Ravens, was already facing charges of running an illegal high-stakes gambling thing at his house earlier this year where there was a shooting.
In addition, it was announced that he is also facing the charge of "the use of a firearm in commission of a felony" in addition tot he gambling charges.
What makes him a Jackass is not that he likes to play poker, or that he likes to own guns. It is that pro athletes should know that just because you make more money than I will ever see, you cannot do whatever you feel like. Matter of fact, you basically have a list of things you DON'T have to do, and two things you DO have to do, let me break it down...
DON'T:
1. Don't do drugs
2. Don't screw underage girls
3. Don't get into fights with the general public (other football players are ok, that's like practice)
4. Don't drink like a moron
5. Don't carry around guns, just because you can afford one...doesn't mean you NEED it
6. Do not do any of the above in a car...because we all know you like to speed and when you get caught for speeding while screwing underage girls after getting into a fight at the IHOP (why the farking hell you would be at an IHOP is beyond me) with a big fat doob in your ear and have to put your beer down and move your gun aside to hand the officer your license...you might be in trouble.
