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karasz411 · April 11th, 2006, 03:30 PM

sport
- Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.
- A particular form of this activity.
-An activity involving physical exertion and skill that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often undertaken competitively.
-An active pastime; recreation

By these definitions. One can make just about anything a sport.

Is anyone ready for EXTREME RAKING? Where 2 competitors Rake 2 different yards of the same size to see who the best Raker really is? And don't forget the dreaded PILE JUMPER card can be used at any time in the first round.

Also, 'Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.'

If NASCAR is a sport, since the guys are driving around in a car. Horse Racing is a sport since the guys are sitting on top of the horses. POKER is a sport since the guys are sitting there thinking very hard. (And if you dont know how intense poker really is trust me, it is.)

So, what about sex? Lets start a Sex-lympics style event. Every year the best of the best compete in a numerous amount of events. Including but not limited to Anal, Blow job, hand job, and the main event, which at this point will just be called mouth containment.

So, Sex is not a sport, NASCAR, CHESS, POKER and horse racing are not sports. Raking is not a sport. Wittling is not a sport.

The definition blows cuz then i can make everything a sport. Basically, any competition with rules. Well, it does say Physical activity, I've driven before, i don't think its that physical, nor is chess, poker or horse racing. All of which I have done numerous times without really believing I had just participated in a sport.

If this is the definition we use for a sport then Ill just keep making up the most innane off the wall 'sports' and rules for the sport I can think of.

April 11th, 2006, 03:30 PM	#13
karasz411 Join Date: 02-02-2006 Location: philly Posts: 440 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	sport - Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively. - A particular form of this activity. -An activity involving physical exertion and skill that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often undertaken competitively. -An active pastime; recreation By these definitions. One can make just about anything a sport. Is anyone ready for EXTREME RAKING? Where 2 competitors Rake 2 different yards of the same size to see who the best Raker really is? And don't forget the dreaded PILE JUMPER card can be used at any time in the first round. Also, 'Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.' If NASCAR is a sport, since the guys are driving around in a car. Horse Racing is a sport since the guys are sitting on top of the horses. POKER is a sport since the guys are sitting there thinking very hard. (And if you dont know how intense poker really is trust me, it is.) So, what about sex? Lets start a Sex-lympics style event. Every year the best of the best compete in a numerous amount of events. Including but not limited to Anal, Blow job, hand job, and the main event, which at this point will just be called mouth containment. So, Sex is not a sport, NASCAR, CHESS, POKER and horse racing are not sports. Raking is not a sport. Wittling is not a sport. The definition blows cuz then i can make everything a sport. Basically, any competition with rules. Well, it does say Physical activity, I've driven before, i don't think its that physical, nor is chess, poker or horse racing. All of which I have done numerous times without really believing I had just participated in a sport. If this is the definition we use for a sport then Ill just keep making up the most innane off the wall 'sports' and rules for the sport I can think of.