[BtownJay]

What to thousands of abused women a year have in common? They don't listen.

Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.

Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.

How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
Coach

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded 1000 black guys?
Warden