[BtownJay]

What's the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What do you give a paedophile who has everything?

A bigger parish.

A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"

The little girl turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car – and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."

The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"

What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
You know she'll swallow.

**okay, no more.