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Old November 22nd, 2007, 02:22 PM   #13
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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the interstate one day. So she pulls over to the shoulder, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out 2 cardboard men, unfolds them and places them at the rear of the car facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardoard man are in trench coats and are exposing their cardboard parts to approaching drivers.
This causes a big snarl up in traffic, and not too long later a police car shows up. The officer, looking pretty upset, approaches the blonde and asks 'WTF is going on here?'.
She replies 'my car broke down officer'. He says 'yeah fine, but what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing on the road?'
She replies
'Oh, those are my emergency flashers'
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