I played like sh*t in this weekend's PGA championship. My whole year is a waste, but I still got all of my endorsement deals and plenty of money anyway, but I just can't hit a golf ball right anymore. Oh well, I'm all about the money, so it doesn't matter. Even if I shoot +12 in every major championship I'm still richer than you so don't talk sh*t. Oh, and one other thing, I'm just like Barry Bonds. All I want to do is break the records Jack Nicklaus set. Just like Bonds and Ruth.