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zenmachine · May 7th, 2004, 05:22 PM

hey now kids, this is an easy one. tell bb to take off that pussified elbow thing-a-ma-jigg and get into the batter's box like a man. he looks like a farking hockey goalie. bob gibson, don drysdale, juan marichal (oops, he was a giant), sal maglie, and sandy koufax would get his arrogant ass off the inside corner of the plate. he certainly wouldn't be hitting anywhere near .350 if he didn't walk every other time up as it is.

i watched this jerk in pittsburgh day in and day out in his younger days. he is one of the worst outfielders i have ever seen and most girls' softball teams have 2 or 3 members that can throw further and more accurately. sid bream, who didn't exactly move at the speed of light, beat his throw to the plate in game 7 of the nat'l league playoffs (i'm still in therapy for that one) years ago and that was one of his BETTER throws.

face it, he is some kind of freak, his career is pretty freakish, the 70 HR season is much too freaky, and his destiny of karma receivership is soon to come around.

/up and in, i mean UP AND IN

May 7th, 2004, 05:22 PM	#13
zenmachine Rant Noobie Join Date: 10-21-2003 Location: pittsburgh Posts: 18 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	hey now kids, this is an easy one. tell bb to take off that pussified elbow thing-a-ma-jigg and get into the batter's box like a man. he looks like a farking hockey goalie. bob gibson, don drysdale, juan marichal (oops, he was a giant), sal maglie, and sandy koufax would get his arrogant ass off the inside corner of the plate. he certainly wouldn't be hitting anywhere near .350 if he didn't walk every other time up as it is. i watched this jerk in pittsburgh day in and day out in his younger days. he is one of the worst outfielders i have ever seen and most girls' softball teams have 2 or 3 members that can throw further and more accurately. sid bream, who didn't exactly move at the speed of light, beat his throw to the plate in game 7 of the nat'l league playoffs (i'm still in therapy for that one) years ago and that was one of his BETTER throws. face it, he is some kind of freak, his career is pretty freakish, the 70 HR season is much too freaky, and his destiny of karma receivership is soon to come around. /up and in, i mean UP AND IN __________________ Every man has to believe in something. I believe i'll have another beer. dubya = failure, idiot, and evil.