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Crash_44 · January 5th, 2005, 11:48 AM

Well, well, well, Bobby. You haven't killed yourself yet, have you? All I can say (for starters) is how this embarrassing loss couldn't have happened to a worse person's Pride & Joy. I haven't seen such an all-out, no-mercy asskicking in a big bowl game since Nebraska dominated Florida 62-24 in the '96 Fiesta Bowl. I bet you haven't either. But I must say, not even Florida looked as pathetic as your little sooners did.

Now, before you ask where Nebraska was this bowl season (because I know that's the best comeback your hick ass will come up with), let me just say: All in good time. Nebraska is on the way up. I'm afraid I can't say the same for your little sooners.

Callahan is already bringing in top recruits. At the same time, Oklahoma is losing their mid-20 wonders in "Doping" Dan Cody and Jason "Epitome of White Trash, Can't Win the Big One, I'm So Incest I Look More Retarded Than the Orange Bowl Halftime Show" White. Plus, Peterson is already marking days off of his calendar until he can declare for the NFL draft and OU will soon be looking for a replacement for Coach Stoops.

He may seem happy in Oklahoma (he pulls it off well), but do you honestly think he's going to stick around when NFL teams keep handing him blank checks? The days of Tom Osborne and Bobby Bowden are gone. College coaches are no longer going to wait decades to win a National Championships.

Here's why: 1) Their schools won't let them. 2) If they wait too long to jump to the NFL, they'll no longer be the hot commodity and they'll have missed out on their blank checks. Saban saw this train wreck coming after his LSU Tigers were no longer part of the BCS. 3) It won't take long for Stoops to get bored with making it to title games, only to come up short (assuming he gets to any more). In time he'll seek a new challenge.

This isn't a complete disaster, however. For Jason White's sake, Stoops can't get to the NFL fast enough. That'll be the only way his brittle, choking, worn out ass will ever be able to hold down a job in the NFL.

BOOMER SOONER!

.....Speaking of those ugly little ponies, I paid to have them turned into glue sticks.

Now go ahead, Bobby, tell me how you would have been my daddy, but the dog beat you over the fence...and don't forget your smilies.

Damn, I'm taking all the bullets out of your comeback gun.

January 5th, 2005, 11:48 AM	#3
Crash_44 Join Date: 07-12-2002 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 6,835 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Well, well, well, Bobby. You haven't killed yourself yet, have you? All I can say (for starters) is how this embarrassing loss couldn't have happened to a worse person's Pride & Joy. I haven't seen such an all-out, no-mercy asskicking in a big bowl game since Nebraska dominated Florida 62-24 in the '96 Fiesta Bowl. I bet you haven't either. But I must say, not even Florida looked as pathetic as your little sooners did. Now, before you ask where Nebraska was this bowl season (because I know that's the best comeback your hick ass will come up with), let me just say: All in good time. Nebraska is on the way up. I'm afraid I can't say the same for your little sooners. Callahan is already bringing in top recruits. At the same time, Oklahoma is losing their mid-20 wonders in "Doping" Dan Cody and Jason "Epitome of White Trash, Can't Win the Big One, I'm So Incest I Look More Retarded Than the Orange Bowl Halftime Show" White. Plus, Peterson is already marking days off of his calendar until he can declare for the NFL draft and OU will soon be looking for a replacement for Coach Stoops. He may seem happy in Oklahoma (he pulls it off well), but do you honestly think he's going to stick around when NFL teams keep handing him blank checks? The days of Tom Osborne and Bobby Bowden are gone. College coaches are no longer going to wait decades to win a National Championships. Here's why: 1) Their schools won't let them. 2) If they wait too long to jump to the NFL, they'll no longer be the hot commodity and they'll have missed out on their blank checks. Saban saw this train wreck coming after his LSU Tigers were no longer part of the BCS. 3) It won't take long for Stoops to get bored with making it to title games, only to come up short (assuming he gets to any more). In time he'll seek a new challenge. This isn't a complete disaster, however. For Jason White's sake, Stoops can't get to the NFL fast enough. That'll be the only way his brittle, choking, worn out ass will ever be able to hold down a job in the NFL. BOOMER SOONER! .....Speaking of those ugly little ponies, I paid to have them turned into glue sticks. Now go ahead, Bobby, tell me how you would have been my daddy, but the dog beat you over the fence...and don't forget your smilies. Damn, I'm taking all the bullets out of your comeback gun. Last edited by Crash_44; January 5th, 2005 at 11:51 AM.