Banned in Boston! (hysterical prejudice story)

[Shane]

I believe the correct term is "little people".

[ssigman]

Originally Posted by ssigmanstinks

But at least the streets of boston won't be subject to Midget murder!!!!!

i thought the lil guy woulda lived if it was a drive by...

[ssigmanstinks]

Originally Posted by ssigman

i thought the lil guy woulda lived if it was a drive by...

you got it all wrong there kid, it goes:

Asians and dogs can't look up.

There is nothing stated in stereotype law that says gangsters of any creed can not look down to shoot.

[ssigmanstinks]

I imagine that's why they hold their guns sideways so if a midget needs to be taken out, aim can be altered with a flick of the wrist rather than go through the tedious motion of moving the entire are. (get it, because they're lazy)

[ssigmanstinks]

Midgets or those with gigantism beware, my technique endangers you all!

[ssigmanstinks]

Originally Posted by Shane

I believe the correct term is "little people".

fuck that pc nonsense, a little person needs to adjust the seat forward when driving someone else's car.... If you can't reach a doornob and end up trapped in the bathroom because the rest of the family left for pictures and don't want the embarrasment of your presence in the photo than you're a fucking midget who should be collecting tolls under a bridge somewhere.