Scotch & Cigars - Page 5

ssigman · July 24th, 2008, 11:57 AM

happy birthday daddy...don't get aids

congrats bil..you got kristen to smoke a cigar and get drunk making it much easier for your creepy ass to molest her in multiple ways...i hope the Y doesn't mind you taking out 80 dollars from the earnings so that you can buy her a new dress after you probably ripped it off her last nite

Rusty27 · July 24th, 2008, 12:33 PM

Happy Bday Daddy

Good morning Kristen.....if you're still alive.

ssigman · July 24th, 2008, 12:39 PM

hahaha that made me laugh

well done

BtownBeers · July 24th, 2008, 12:43 PM

haha! Poor poor bil (and maybe Kristen too)

Rusty27 · July 24th, 2008, 12:48 PM

The choking probably was exciting...at first.

ssigman · July 24th, 2008, 01:05 PM

she probably tied him up and it was all fun and games teasing him and what not and then bil flashed back to nam where he was captured and then it was game on..time to get fresh sheets, garbage bags, a chainsaw, gloves, cleaning products, a vacuum and many other items needed to clean up the mishap

BtownBeers · July 24th, 2008, 01:13 PM

you're silly

BaldBil · July 24th, 2008, 01:30 PM

Ah, when Saigon fell in 1975 I was 15. I would never hurt the vixen Kristen even if she did tie me up.

BtownBeers · July 24th, 2008, 01:40 PM

So in order to receive immunity from death by Bil, you need to be lovely, have cleavage, and perform sexual favors, got it.

BaldBil · July 24th, 2008, 02:44 PM

That about sums it up.

ssigman · July 24th, 2008, 03:00 PM

daddy has one element of the three

July 24th, 2008, 12:33 PM	#62
Rusty27 Good ol' Rocky Top;Rocky Top,Tennessee Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 31,472 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Happy Bday Daddy Good morning Kristen.....if you're still alive. __________________

July 24th, 2008, 12:43 PM	#64
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 23,918 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	haha! Poor poor bil (and maybe Kristen too) __________________ As someone who has been on both ends of a loaded weapon I can only wish you well in your idealized little vision of what the world should be; I will continue to deal the world as it really is. -BaldBil

July 24th, 2008, 12:48 PM	#65
Rusty27 Good ol' Rocky Top;Rocky Top,Tennessee Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 31,472 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	The choking probably was exciting...at first. __________________

July 24th, 2008, 01:13 PM	#67
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 23,918 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	you're silly __________________ As someone who has been on both ends of a loaded weapon I can only wish you well in your idealized little vision of what the world should be; I will continue to deal the world as it really is. -BaldBil

July 24th, 2008, 01:30 PM	#68
BaldBil illegitimi non carborundum Join Date: 06-15-2006 Location: Salem, MA Posts: 5,771 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Ah, when Saigon fell in 1975 I was 15. I would never hurt the vixen Kristen even if she did tie me up. __________________ The Rant's pre-eminent something or other.

July 24th, 2008, 01:40 PM	#69
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 23,918 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	So in order to receive immunity from death by Bil, you need to be lovely, have cleavage, and perform sexual favors, got it. __________________ As someone who has been on both ends of a loaded weapon I can only wish you well in your idealized little vision of what the world should be; I will continue to deal the world as it really is. -BaldBil

July 24th, 2008, 02:44 PM	#70
BaldBil illegitimi non carborundum Join Date: 06-15-2006 Location: Salem, MA Posts: 5,771 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	That about sums it up. __________________ The Rant's pre-eminent something or other.