Monday Fun: I doubt this girl is a virgin - Page 4

BtownBeers · August 4th, 2008, 03:59 PM

heh heh Jay did

ssigmanstinks · August 5th, 2008, 01:54 PM

don't know where else to put this but apparently all persons sharing my name are terrible drivers. I just stopped home to check email and had people from work sending me the link who thought i was dead. hehe.

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BtownBeers · August 5th, 2008, 01:58 PM

They don't know you well enough to know you don't live in PA???

Jay had a similar thing happen to him with a guy we went to high school with that shared the same name...we walked into a bar and everything stopped they all looked like they were staring at a ghost.

BtownJay · August 5th, 2008, 01:59 PM

How did your co-workers expect a dead guy to reply to them?

Yeah, that was pretty creapy... same age, 1st and last name, same school, same year graduated.

BaldBil · August 5th, 2008, 02:00 PM

I would think that your sudden demise would be from having a shower curtain wrapped around your neck.

BtownJay · August 5th, 2008, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BaldBil

I would think that your sudden demise would be from having a shower curtain wrapped around your neck.

LOL!

However, you've never been a car with him. A car accident is exactly how i figured he'd go.

ssigmanstinks · August 5th, 2008, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BtownBeers

They don't know you well enough to know you don't live in PA???

Jay had a similar thing happen to him with a guy we went to high school with that shared the same name...we walked into a bar and everything stopped they all looked like they were staring at a ghost.

Yep, Jay wins, that's much more creepy. only in PA could you get persons with matching 1st and last names.

They figured it out eventually, but no, most people I work with don't really know where each other lives. I've been there almost 10 years and there are still people I don't know when I go into the office.

good line with the shower curtain, made me pfffffft saliva on my monitor.

ssigmanstinks · August 5th, 2008, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BtownJay

LOL!

However, you've never been a car with him. A car accident is exactly how i figured he'd go.

Have no fear jay, the new car is much slower and handles for shit. much safer/boring ride now.

ssigman · August 5th, 2008, 02:29 PM

"He was driving and he was somehow unaware that the truck was moving slightly slower,"

you sure it wasn't you??

ssigmanstinks · August 5th, 2008, 02:43 PM

I only do that to make sure debris from the rear deck flies through the air and cuts your head.

ssigman · August 5th, 2008, 03:15 PM

you constantly go faster than the car in front of you

August 4th, 2008, 03:59 PM	#46
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 23,918 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	heh heh Jay did __________________ As someone who has been on both ends of a loaded weapon I can only wish you well in your idealized little vision of what the world should be; I will continue to deal the world as it really is. -BaldBil

August 5th, 2008, 01:54 PM	#47
ssigmanstinks and it's not a good stink Join Date: 12-28-2004 Posts: 4,517 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	don't know where else to put this but apparently all persons sharing my name are terrible drivers. I just stopped home to check email and had people from work sending me the link who thought i was dead. hehe. Cousins die in I-95 crash in New Rochelle \| lohud.com \| The Journal News __________________

August 5th, 2008, 01:58 PM	#48
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 23,918 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	They don't know you well enough to know you don't live in PA??? Jay had a similar thing happen to him with a guy we went to high school with that shared the same name...we walked into a bar and everything stopped they all looked like they were staring at a ghost. __________________ As someone who has been on both ends of a loaded weapon I can only wish you well in your idealized little vision of what the world should be; I will continue to deal the world as it really is. -BaldBil

August 5th, 2008, 02:00 PM	#50
BaldBil illegitimi non carborundum Join Date: 06-15-2006 Location: Salem, MA Posts: 5,771 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	I would think that your sudden demise would be from having a shower curtain wrapped around your neck. __________________ The Rant's pre-eminent something or other.

August 5th, 2008, 02:43 PM	#55
ssigmanstinks and it's not a good stink Join Date: 12-28-2004 Posts: 4,517 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	I only do that to make sure debris from the rear deck flies through the air and cuts your head. __________________