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The Jester’s Quart: Simply Fixing the NHL
The solution to professional hockey's problems isn't found in salary caps or luxury taxes or franchise players or "cost certainty." All of those machinations exist to keep a sinking ship afloat, and to ensure it'll miss the iceberg on ensuing voyages. They don't address the actual problem, which is...
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(says it's by Mike, but that's wrong. It was an old article I wrote that he saved, before the current incarnation of the site) Summed up: American media is not going to want to spend time on something that's not genuinely American. And when they do, they seem to like to--whether consciously or unconsciously, I don't know--ignore the fact that it's not. You are a shining example of this (not meant to be an insult, just something apparent). For instance: Quote:
Correction: Canadians are outraged, which, at this point you gotta admit, is all that matters to hockey. So saying you are not outraged is really saying "We who don't think we would miss it if it's gone are not outraged." Been to Canada recently? Quote:
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The reason why you've never heard nor seen these cams is because... Quote:
Well there's your problem right there: I have seen American broadcasts of hockey before. It is vastly inferior to Canadian broadcasting, and I'm not surprised that it doesn't catch on down there. Seriously, take a page from the CBC or the TSN: they've been doing this stuff for 50 years, and they got it down to a science. You can't treat the game like football and show one view during the play, and different views when the play is over. You can't treat it like baseball, where the ball is rarely moving and there's no direct need for urgency. And you can't treat it like basketball, which only requires ONE VIEW 99% of the time. The big problem is that the game just doesn't stop, thereby allowing television commentators to talk about what just happened and what they think will happen next. Quote:
If you have trouble following the puck now, HDTV isn't going to make much of a difference. It's not that people in America can't follow the puck because their TV clarity sucks. They can't follow the puck because they don't understand hockey. Any 5-year old kid in Canada raised by Hockey Night in Canada can follow the puck no problem, and when it goes to the near side of the boards and dissapears (something of a bane to American sports broadcasters), just by watching the players telegraphed movements they can gauge where it is and where it's going to go. It's a learned trait, but you're not going to acquire it overnight. Quote:
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Heh. There you go again: American solution for a Canadian problem. The reason why the NHL doesn't do that is because there already ARE rivalries, but only in Canada--ie: the teams you conspicuously forget. Canadian teams want to play together because they're passionate about hockey and love earning the bragging rights of becoming Canada's Team. Rivalries don't magically form when you make two teams play together a lot. When you were a kid, did you ever try to trap beetles or spiders in jars and then try to get them to fight? ....but they'd just sit there? Rivalries form when there is a concerted effort and passion towards the game by the players and the fans to defeat the other team. If the fans feel it, the media will feel it, the cities will feel it, and it will rub off and make the teams feel it too. Detroit-Colorado started this way. Vancouver-Colorado started this way. There was also Vancouver-St.Louis for a time last year. The Mayors of both cities actually crank called each other's houses. This came about not through excessive play, but through the involvement of each team's respective city. Vancouver and Toronto hate each other, and they only play each other ONCE every year. Hell, EVERY Canadian team and Toronto hate each other. Especially Ottawa. And that's because of this country's obsession with hockey. In the end, ultimately, fan interest solves everything. And you're just not going to find much of it south of the Mason-Dixon line. Quote:
Scoring doesn't equal good hockey. Scoring CHANCES equals good hockey. The puck in prime scoring areas creates excitement. The puck stuck in neutral zone limbo might as well be soccer. Solution? Drop the red line, shrink the neutral zone, move the nets back to where they were before to create a bigger scoring opportunity zone (affectionately known as the slot) in front of the net. It's always puzzeled me how the organizers of this game had no problem making rule changes like crease play, instigator, and behind the net space--changes of parts of the game that no one really thought had anything wrong with them--but are adamantly stubborn with making changes today to a game that is undeniably broken. What are they waiting for?!!? Shrink the damn goalie pads, no-touch icing, tag-up offsides, no two-line pass, and let's get on with it. How hard is that to do? |
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Or Wimbledon. Or the British Open. Or golf in general. Hockey is a Canadian sport; the NHL is a North American (emphasis on "American") league. There's a difference. Quote:
In speaking with American hockey fans (you know, all three of us), it' s apparent that we're all very upset that this lockout is occurring, but the majority of the fans I've spoken to don't have faith that the NHL's leadership will be willing to change the way they market and legislate the sport to make the NHL a success. Are Canadian fans happy with the way Bettman's NHL has managed the sport? Quote:
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And question the clarity of the picture all you'd like, but have you ever tried to watch World Juniors on 17-inch screen? Quote:
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As far the hybrid schedule, I think you're right in that the NHL needed to maintain its natural rivalries. But there's simply no reason for the Oilers to visit the Caps every year. That game should be used for Philly or the Rangers or the Lightning. That's better for the NHL and for fan interest. Quote:
The Mason-Dixon Line comment is an interesting one. Where do you think these hockey fans in Florida are from? Backwater towns that only know about the ice in their drinks? Or have many fans "south of the Mason-Dixon line" migrated from Northern locales? And are you questioning the success of the Dallas Stars and the dedication of their fans? Quote:
And interesting about your first point: If you take away the red line, could you still restrict goalie movement and expect good puck-handling keepers to show off their abilities? I think we agree on a lot of points in so far as opening up the game and creating offensive chances. (And the fact that you didn't advocate the shootout makes you A-OK in my book.) |
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Ever since that debacle, NBC found out that the average American just can not be bothered with watching sports about other countries in other countries live, so learning from the experience they have vowed never to do anything like that ever again. Now, the Olympics features only Americans winning things (or, if the human interest story is really good, a foreigner winning or at least participating in something where they had to overcome adversity just to be there, fleeing from a tyrannical country where their family was sent to the gulag years ago, training in the USian land of freedom along the way), taped, edited and given that smarmy Bob Costas recap narration for your pre-packaged primetime mass consumption. And it still doesn't get very good ratings. Not compared to March Madness or the Superbowl, at any rate. Quote:
There's the women's tour, of course, and Americans represent that well, but for some reason the press still wants to be talking about Kournikova. For some reason. Golf: same thing. America pays attention when America wins. Or when it involves America. It's like the presence of other countries is too anti-climactic or something, the best matchups really pit Americans against each other. Davis Cup is crazy-ass popular overseas. Here......it's a rolling tumbleweed compared to Duke vs. UK. Quote:
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The great secret (and irony) about rivalries is they don't actually involve the teams. They involve the passionate devotion to the teams by their respective cities. You hear about the Montreal Riots of 1955? You know what started that? Rocket Richard took a cheap shot at a referee and the league suspended him for the Stanley Cup Playoffs. The whole city went BALLISTIC and fucked shit up like it was the Rodney King trial. THAT'S a rivalry. You're just not going to see that coming out of Carolina. The people just don't care enough. The game is not an ingrained part of their culture. Quote:
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And its easy for Dallas and Colorado to acquire fan support: they inherited good teams. The jury's still out on whether they will continue to support them when they inevitably decline, however. We shall see. Quote:
And restricting goalie movement is stupid. Have it like lacrosse: they're allowed to go whereever they damn well please. But once they leave the crease, they're fair game. Hit them for all it's worth. Quote:
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2. The Olympics do not only feature Americans winning things. They feature the best competition of the night, and usually involve an American athlete. Are you saying NBC wouldn't show an all-Russian figure skating final? Because you bet your ass they would. 3. The Olympics don't get Super Bowl ratings...which means other than the finales of M*A*S*H and Seinfeld, it's just like every single other program in television history. Quote:
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As cities, Denver and Detroit don't really have a gripe. Neither do Philly and Toronto. Yet put these teams on the ice, and you have intense and wonderful hockey. It has little to do with the fans and everything to do with what happens on the ice. Your example applies to georgraphic rivals, but it's a generality. Quote:
As for being a boneheaded move -- you can argue that Phoenix was the wrong place to relocate the team, but are you saying that having teams in Winnipeg, Quebec, Ottawa, Edmonton and Calgary would have made this league financially stronger than it is today? Quote:
As for Dallas, you said that hockey can't thrive in the American south. The Stars are in Texas. If you're saying they'll go in the tank if and when they stink, that's pure speculation. Quote:
We'll just agree to disagree on this one. And I say that as a Devils fan ![]() |
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