You Are An Ass If...

NICKinDALLAS · July 8th, 2009, 09:57 AM

if you take a sign to a sporting event and hold it up such that you are blocking the view of the people behind you.

if you walk into a mostly empty movie theater and sit down right next to someone else.

if you half-ass pull crooked into a parking space leaving appx 3/4" of room on your passenger side and 10' on your driver side and don't take the 5 seconds to straighten up.

BtownJay · July 8th, 2009, 10:05 AM

if you take a sign to a sporting event and hold it up such that you are blocking the view of the people behind you.

Yes.

if you walk into a mostly empty movie theater and sit down right next to someone else.

Yes.

if you half-ass pull crooked into a parking space leaving appx 3/4" of room on your passenger side and 10' on your driver side and don't take the 5 seconds to straighten up.

Yes - if its a typically busy/full lot.

No - if the lot is typically dead/empty.

NICKinDALLAS · July 8th, 2009, 10:33 AM

Also, feel free to add your own.

ssigman · July 8th, 2009, 10:34 AM

yes to all three

ssigman · July 8th, 2009, 10:34 AM

your an ass if....

you show up to a media circus wearing mj clothing

BtownBeers · July 8th, 2009, 11:53 AM

...you drink my last beer.

BtownJay · July 8th, 2009, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BtownBeers

...you drink my last beer.

Probably a dead ass.

BtownBeers · July 8th, 2009, 12:08 PM

More than likely

...you have no FUCKING clue how to merge onto a highway.

BtownJay · July 8th, 2009, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BtownBeers

...you have no FUCKING clue how to merge onto a highway.

YES! And should lose your licence. Drives me nuts.

I can't think of any good ones.

BtownBeers · July 8th, 2009, 12:18 PM

Everyday I drive to or home to work...unfucking real...I mean really...traffic moving at 45 or more MPH you starting at a dead stop to merge not in a porsche....fucking lunatics!

BtownBeers · July 8th, 2009, 12:19 PM

...never use any other lane than the fast lane regardless of your slow ass fucking speed.

BtownJay · July 8th, 2009, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BtownBeers

...never use any other lane than the fast lane regardless of your slow ass fucking speed.

Huge ass! Thats one thing that gets me fired up on my drives home from work. I just want to ram them and push them along faster.

whourdaddy · July 8th, 2009, 12:32 PM

if you have 30 items at the store and use self checkout

whourdaddy · July 8th, 2009, 01:10 PM

or if your a whore that moved out months ago and still feels the need to have keys to the place

BtownJay · July 8th, 2009, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by whourdaddy

if you have 30 items at the store and use self checkout

This one goes without saying.

Or if you have 30 items in a 12 item or less isle. Shoot yourself.

July 8th, 2009, 09:57 AM	#1
NICKinDALLAS Registered Opinionated Smartass Join Date: 11-24-2004 Location: Um, really? Posts: 4,924	You Are An Ass If... if you take a sign to a sporting event and hold it up such that you are blocking the view of the people behind you. if you walk into a mostly empty movie theater and sit down right next to someone else. if you half-ass pull crooked into a parking space leaving appx 3/4" of room on your passenger side and 10' on your driver side and don't take the 5 seconds to straighten up. __________________ "Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front, twirling a baton."

July 8th, 2009, 10:05 AM	#2
BtownJay Death to Crosby Join Date: 07-14-2004 Location: Lehigh Valley, PA Posts: 36,278	if you take a sign to a sporting event and hold it up such that you are blocking the view of the people behind you. Yes. if you walk into a mostly empty movie theater and sit down right next to someone else. Yes. if you half-ass pull crooked into a parking space leaving appx 3/4" of room on your passenger side and 10' on your driver side and don't take the 5 seconds to straighten up. Yes - if its a typically busy/full lot. No - if the lot is typically dead/empty. __________________

July 8th, 2009, 10:33 AM	#3
NICKinDALLAS Registered Opinionated Smartass Join Date: 11-24-2004 Location: Um, really? Posts: 4,924	Also, feel free to add your own. __________________ "Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front, twirling a baton."

July 8th, 2009, 11:53 AM	#6
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Jays Pants! Posts: 30,264	...you drink my last beer. __________________ As someone who has been on both ends of a loaded weapon I can only wish you well in your idealized little vision of what the world should be; I will continue to deal the world as it really is. -BaldBil

July 8th, 2009, 12:08 PM	#8
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Jays Pants! Posts: 30,264	More than likely ...you have no FUCKING clue how to merge onto a highway. __________________ As someone who has been on both ends of a loaded weapon I can only wish you well in your idealized little vision of what the world should be; I will continue to deal the world as it really is. -BaldBil

July 8th, 2009, 12:18 PM	#10
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Jays Pants! Posts: 30,264	Everyday I drive to or home to work...unfucking real...I mean really...traffic moving at 45 or more MPH you starting at a dead stop to merge not in a porsche....fucking lunatics! __________________ As someone who has been on both ends of a loaded weapon I can only wish you well in your idealized little vision of what the world should be; I will continue to deal the world as it really is. -BaldBil

July 8th, 2009, 12:19 PM	#11
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Jays Pants! Posts: 30,264	...never use any other lane than the fast lane regardless of your slow ass fucking speed. __________________ As someone who has been on both ends of a loaded weapon I can only wish you well in your idealized little vision of what the world should be; I will continue to deal the world as it really is. -BaldBil

July 8th, 2009, 12:32 PM	#13
whourdaddy Reppin' the Dirty Join Date: 12-08-2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 5,182	if you have 30 items at the store and use self checkout

July 8th, 2009, 01:10 PM	#14
whourdaddy Reppin' the Dirty Join Date: 12-08-2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 5,182	or if your a whore that moved out months ago and still feels the need to have keys to the place

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