Post-match in-ring interview w/ NickinDallas

[NICKinDALLAS]

Al B.: What a match! Let’s head to the ring and to Jim Grey. Jim?

JG: Thanks Al. I’m here with NickinDallas. Nick how do you think you did in there?

NiD: (wipes sweat drenched face) I dunno Jim. That one took a lot out of me. I’m just glad the judges saw things my way.

JG: Nick you are all bloodied and bruised. Did you ever feel like you would lose this match?

NiD: (left eye swelling shut) You know Jim, Jay caught me a few times on the chin and I took a violent body shot (camera pans to exposed rib). I felt my knees go out at one point, but the ropes kept me up and I was able to keep swinging. Listen, you’d better keep an eye on this kid. He’ll wear the belt one day.

JG: Let’s talk about your next match. You won the opportunity to face DaveM for the championship. What are your thoughts on him and this next match?

NiD: (eyes cross) Cakewalk.

JG: Cakewalk!?

NiD: Yeah, cakewalk. That’s the name of my dog.

JG: Nick, try and stay with me here. How do you size up your next match?

NiD: (shakes head in a clearing the cobwebs manner) Oh yeah, sorry Jim. All I really know about this guy is that he seems to run his mouth a lot. But then, who in this game doesn’t, right Jim?

JG: Yeah, I’ve heard you run your mouth plenty. Do you think you’ll knock him out?

NiD: (ear falls off) That’s the goal ain’t it Jim? Just like he’ll be trying to lay me out, I’ll look to do the same to him.

JG: Are you worried about getting knocked out?

NiD: (front two teeth swing like revolving doors) Listen Jim, you don’t get to the championship round without having a little sumpthin. Yaknowwhatimean? Clearly this guy has knock out potential. I plan on keeping my guard up and taking the shots as they come available. If he leaves an opening, well, look out.(right eye swells shut)

JG: Thanks for the time Nick. Go and get, um, looked at or something.

NiD: Thanks Jim. (Nick turns and looks for his entourage who have all left or were never there at all)

JG: There you have it Al. It’s on to the finals.

AB: Jim how do you think NickinDallas will do in the finals?

JG: (looks down at Nick, who is flat on his face with no one else around him) I’m sure he’ll do just fine Al. Just fine.

[Aveosmth]

That was hilarious!!! Excellent post, and the pre-fight hype is already building!!!!

[Shane]

LOL, nice Nick.

However, I predict there will be NO knockout in this round. This will be judging hell.

[BtownJay]

LMFAO!!

Good stuff Nick! Now you must win in the finals because I want to hear your post championship winning interview.

[Dave M]

Nick, that was one of the funniest things I've read in a while! Win or lose, it will be fun to battle w/ you.

[NICKinDALLAS]

Many thanks. Good luck to you sir.