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Originally Posted by Greg_Wyshynski
The Columbus Blue Jackets’ Worst Excuse for a Player: Manny Malhotra. In 1998, Wayne Gretzky said “in six or seven years the Rangers will be building the team around” Malhotra. Maybe at that point they were considering building from the fourth line out.
The Detroit Red Wings’ Worst Excuse for a Player: Chris Chelios. I Googled his name and found this entry on something called ThatHockeyChick.com: “chris chelios is a self absorbed, pompous prick and even his immediate family will agree. he's so caught up in his fame and fortune that he has completely turned his back on all his friends and family. chris chelios cares only about one person...chris chelios. he is a sad example of what fame and fortune can do to somebody.” Who am I to argue with an anonymous poster on a message board I’ve never read before?
Why the Calgary Flames Won’t Win the Stanley Cup: Actually, I really hope they do, or at least make it to the Finals. My amateur porn collection could use a few more snaps of Flames girls “celebrating” on the Red Mile.
The Nashville Predators’ Worst Case Scenario: Paul Kariya becomes a household name in Nashville…for having a “purdy mouth.”
Why the St. Louis Blues Won’t Win the Stanley Cup: Because there’s a legitimate concern that Keith Tkachuk will attempt to peel it open to get to the chocolate he’s convinced is inside.
OK, with that out of the way, let’s focus on the here and now in the NHL. A few random thoughts on the season thus far:
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These are a fucking riot. Nice job Greg, way to bring it.
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Originally Posted by Greg_Wyshynski
In other words: would you finally just retire, Roenick?
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As long as it is him and not Brett Hull, I am a happy camper.
October 14th, 2005, 09:04 AM
