KP - JackAss of the week November 1st, 2005 - November 7th, 2005

[Mike]

I had to cut this short and add a last minute jackass. This is the first time that my friend, KP, has ever even been mentioned as the JAOW.

About 10 days ago, KP borrowed one of my suitcases to travel back east to spend quality time with his family. Well that was two weeks ago!!! Where is my fricken bag? I am getting ready to go on a business trip out east and he will not return it. Is it because he is a procrastinator? Home run Mike!!!!!!

Also his weekly rant poll is totally bias, as he is a UCLA fan. He moved them up way to early and did so based on them being undefeated at the time. Sure they deserve their spot in the polls now, but did they? Hell no

Grow up KP, JackAss!!!!!!!!

[ssigman]

i have to defend kp here...since your rich, i'm sure your suitcase is a very expensive item, filled with cash and gold bricks....can you blame him for keeping it

also he put rutgers on his consideration list...that alone wins him, GOTW, genius of the week

[BtownJay]

Now that is funny. However, couldn't you just drive your lazy ass over to pick it up if you were so worried about it? Hell you don't even leave for 12 days... how early are you planning on packing?

But remember, please pack the yellow speedo so you can hand deliver it to Sig (in the middle of the bar).

[Mike]

Originally Posted by ssigman

i have to defend kp here...since your rich, I'm sure your suitcase is a very expensive item, filled with cash and gold bricks....can you blame him for keeping it

also he put Rutgers on his consideration list...that alone wins him, GOTW, genius of the week

Why do you think i am rich, and how does that defend KP,

Originally Posted by BtownJay

Now that is funny. However, couldn't you just drive your lazy ass over to pick it up if you were so worried about it? Hell you don't even leave for 12 days... how early are you planning on packing?

But remember, please pack the yellow speedo so you can hand deliver it to Sig (in the middle of the bar).

No i cannot, he borrowed it from me, and needs to bring it back, it's called common courtesy

[ssigman]

i will not be touching that speedo..i want it vacuum sealed and handed to me with prongs

[Gunnerman]

I have to ask the question, Is that the only bag you own Mike? Surely someone with your culture, class and knowledge of the Haute Couture would indeed have more than one bag.

[Mike]

Originally Posted by Gunnerman

I have to ask the question, Is that the only bag you own Mike? Surely someone with your culture, class and knowledge of the Haute Couture would indeed have more than one bag.

No it is not the only bag I own, but it is the one that I use for trips! It has one of those built in hanging inserts for my business attire. My culture, I did not know that I had culture!

[Gunnerman]

It has a hanging insert for a yellow speedo?

dear, oh dear, oh dear.......

[Mike]

Originally Posted by Gunnerman

It has a hanging insert for a yellow speedo?

dear, oh dear, oh dear.......

yeah and I have it starched

[Rusty27]

Originally Posted by ssigman

i will not be touching that speedo..i want it vacuum sealed and handed to me with prongs

Do they even make a thong prong?

[KP]

Originally Posted by Rusty17

Do they even make a thong prong?

If they don't Mike will put a patent on one pretty dang quickly!

As far as the suitcase ridiculousness...this is from the same dude who invaded my house with a wife, two kids, a dog, a cat and 750 flies! All the CRAP he doesn't want still sits in my house and garage and backyard. I'm having a garage sale next weekend to get rid of it all.

Can you imagine him getting pissy about a suitcase?!

Like ssig said, the dude is rich....he traded his lawn guy for a maid. This is where the prong thong comes in to play....since he no longer has a mop handle stuck up his ass, he'll need the prong thong.

Have fun, ssig! And be careful!