No JackAss - JackAss Of The Week January 24th, 2006 - January 31st, 2006

Mike · January 24th, 2006, 03:21 PM

Its hard to believe, but there is not one sports minded figure (except Shane) that I could use as a JAOW

BtownBeers · January 24th, 2006, 03:21 PM

I vote for ssigs?!

Rusty27 · January 24th, 2006, 03:24 PM

What about David Stern?

Mike · January 24th, 2006, 03:32 PM

what about Gumby

ssigman · January 24th, 2006, 03:41 PM

1. i am an athlete
2. i am a jackass

it makes sense

BtownJay · January 24th, 2006, 03:53 PM

I vote for the entire NHL. How do you finish behind a F'IN DOG SHOW in tv ratings??? Pathetic. Bettman isn't doing near what he should be...

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Nielsen Sports Network Ratings

Rank / Net/ (week of Jan. 9-15) / Persons 2+(in millions)
1 CBS AFC DIVISIONAL PLAYOFF-SU(S)-01/15/2006 PITTSBURGH AT INDIANAPOLIS 33.86
2 FOX FOX NFC PLAYOFF-SUN(S)-01/15/2006 CAROLINA AT CHICAGO 32.70
3 CBS AFC DIVISIONAL PLAYOFF-SA(S)-01/14/2006 NEW ENGLAND AT DENVER 26.25
4 FOX FOX NFC PLAYOFF-SAT(S)-01/14/2006 WASHINGTON AT SEATTLE 24.27
5 ABC U.S. FIGURE SKTNG CH-8PM(S)-01/14/2006 6.98
6 UPN WWE SMACKDOWN! 5.29
7 CBS NCAA BASKETBALL-SUN-2 MSU AT OHIO ST 3.17
8 ABC U.S. FIGURE SKTNG CH-4PM(S)-01/14/2006 2.71
9 ABC U.S.FIG SKTNG SPECTACULAR(S)-01/15/2006 2.63
10 CBS NCAA BASKETBALL-SAT-1 NOVA AT TEX/BAMA AT KY 2.63
11 NBC NBC SPORTS SPECIAL 1/15-A(S)-01/15/2006 DOG CHALLENGE 2.43
12 NBC NBC SPORTS SPECIAL 1/15-D(S)-01/15/2006 SKATING & GYMNASTICS 2.43
13 NBC NBC NHL VARIOUS TEAMS AND TIMES 1.96
14 NBC NBC SPORTS SPECIAL 1/14(S)-01/14/2006 STARS ON ICE 1.71
15 NBC NBC SPORTS SPECIAL 1/15-B(S)-01/15/2006 SNOWBOARD GRAND PRIX 1.48
16 NBC NBC SPORTS SPECIAL 1/15-C(S)-01/15/2006 FREESTYLE WORLD CUP 1.08

• Source: Nielsen Media Research data

BtownBeers · January 24th, 2006, 03:57 PM

Its unfortunate...its just not a popular sport really in the minds of the american people!

Rusty27 · January 24th, 2006, 04:00 PM

Ok,Mike,your turn again.
No one has said Scooby Doo yet.

ssigman · January 24th, 2006, 04:01 PM

wrestling, figure skating and dog shows.....nhl better do something

BtownBeers · January 24th, 2006, 04:09 PM

But what can really be done? Free blowjobs to the first 5,000 fans? Free tickets and air fare to the game of your choice? Rights to player equipment through drawings at the games? I can't honestly see what you can really do to gain fans that aren't there and/or didn't come back!

BtownJay · January 24th, 2006, 04:14 PM

If we had the answers to your question, wouldn't we be working for the NHL? Hell, if NASCAR can get that many people to follow cars going in circles... clearly the NHL can do something to get it above a dog competition.

January 24th, 2006, 03:21 PM	#1
Mike MFIC ™ Join Date: 07-08-2002 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 10,862 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	No JackAss - JackAss Of The Week January 24th, 2006 - January 31st, 2006 Its hard to believe, but there is not one sports minded figure (except Shane) that I could use as a JAOW

January 24th, 2006, 03:21 PM	#2
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 23,918 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	I vote for ssigs?! __________________ As someone who has been on both ends of a loaded weapon I can only wish you well in your idealized little vision of what the world should be; I will continue to deal the world as it really is. -BaldBil

January 24th, 2006, 03:24 PM	#3
Rusty27 Good ol' Rocky Top;Rocky Top,Tennessee Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 31,472 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	What about David Stern? __________________

January 24th, 2006, 03:57 PM	#7
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 23,918 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Its unfortunate...its just not a popular sport really in the minds of the american people! __________________ As someone who has been on both ends of a loaded weapon I can only wish you well in your idealized little vision of what the world should be; I will continue to deal the world as it really is. -BaldBil

January 24th, 2006, 04:00 PM	#8
Rusty27 Good ol' Rocky Top;Rocky Top,Tennessee Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 31,472 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Ok,Mike,your turn again. No one has said Scooby Doo yet. __________________

January 24th, 2006, 03:32 PM	#4
Mike MFIC ™ Join Date: 07-08-2002 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 10,862 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	what about Gumby

January 24th, 2006, 04:09 PM	#10
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 23,918 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	But what can really be done? Free blowjobs to the first 5,000 fans? Free tickets and air fare to the game of your choice? Rights to player equipment through drawings at the games? I can't honestly see what you can really do to gain fans that aren't there and/or didn't come back! __________________ As someone who has been on both ends of a loaded weapon I can only wish you well in your idealized little vision of what the world should be; I will continue to deal the world as it really is. -BaldBil

January 24th, 2006, 04:14 PM	#11
BtownJay Say NO to Shootouts! Join Date: 07-14-2004 Location: Lehigh Valley, PA Posts: 30,502 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	If we had the answers to your question, wouldn't we be working for the NHL? Hell, if NASCAR can get that many people to follow cars going in circles... clearly the NHL can do something to get it above a dog competition. __________________