The Football Midget

PotatoManJack · May 3rd, 2004, 01:34 PM

Note: This isn’t just something off the top of my head. I’ve actually been thinking about this for quite some time, and I only submit it to the masses now because maybe one of you have the ability to get in contact with a football organization that might actually use it, an ability that I don’t...
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OriginalBob · May 3rd, 2004, 02:07 PM

You've got to be kidding!!!!

PotatoManJack · May 3rd, 2004, 02:11 PM

Of course I'm kidding. I don't actually expect to see midgets in the NFL.

However, you've got to admit that it would be pretty cool.

OriginalBob · May 3rd, 2004, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PotatoManJack

Of course I'm kidding. I don't actually expect to see midgets in the NFL.

However, you've got to admit that it would be pretty cool.

We need more people like you here at the rant!!!! You had me almost believing that story!

PotatoManJack · May 3rd, 2004, 02:40 PM

Thanks buddy.

I try my best to entertain.

OriginalBob · May 3rd, 2004, 02:59 PM

How bout Mrs Clean????

PotatoManJack · May 3rd, 2004, 03:52 PM

I wouldn't if I were you, because then Mr. Clean will come after your ass, and he's one scary hombre.

OriginalBob · May 3rd, 2004, 03:56 PM

OK, I wonder if she's bald headed too!?

AzCards21 · May 4th, 2004, 01:08 AM

That is a sweet fucking plan!

Here's a twist, So what if you get a 350 pound kicker and line up for the field goal. Snap the ball to the midget, kicker puts midget and ball through the uprights.

Ten points! It's like the ultimate game turning play! I like this plan.

May 3rd, 2004, 01:34 PM	#1
PotatoManJack Rant Noobie Join Date: 04-30-2004 Posts: 5 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	The Football Midget Note: This isn’t just something off the top of my head. I’ve actually been thinking about this for quite some time, and I only submit it to the masses now because maybe one of you have the ability to get in contact with a football organization that might actually use it, an ability that I don’t... Full Article

May 3rd, 2004, 02:07 PM	#2
OriginalBob I Love Sports Join Date: 08-14-2003 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,676 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	*You've got to be kidding!!!!* __________________ Everyday; I'm forced to add to the number of people, who can Kiss My Ass!!! I'm not as good as I once was; But I'm as good once as I ever was!!!

May 3rd, 2004, 02:11 PM	#3
PotatoManJack Rant Noobie Join Date: 04-30-2004 Posts: 5 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Of course I'm kidding. I don't actually expect to see midgets in the NFL. However, you've got to admit that it would be pretty cool. __________________ Don't fuck with Mr. Clean

May 3rd, 2004, 02:40 PM	#5
PotatoManJack Rant Noobie Join Date: 04-30-2004 Posts: 5 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Thanks buddy. I try my best to entertain. __________________ Don't fuck with Mr. Clean

May 3rd, 2004, 02:59 PM	#6
OriginalBob I Love Sports Join Date: 08-14-2003 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,676 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	*How bout Mrs Clean????* __________________ Everyday; I'm forced to add to the number of people, who can Kiss My Ass!!! I'm not as good as I once was; But I'm as good once as I ever was!!!

May 3rd, 2004, 03:52 PM	#7
PotatoManJack Rant Noobie Join Date: 04-30-2004 Posts: 5 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	I wouldn't if I were you, because then Mr. Clean will come after your ass, and he's one scary hombre. __________________ Don't fuck with Mr. Clean

May 3rd, 2004, 03:56 PM	#8
OriginalBob I Love Sports Join Date: 08-14-2003 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,676 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	*OK, I wonder if she's bald headed too!?* __________________ Everyday; I'm forced to add to the number of people, who can Kiss My Ass!!! I'm not as good as I once was; But I'm as good once as I ever was!!!

May 4th, 2004, 01:08 AM	#9
AzCards21 Typical Fan Join Date: 03-31-2003 Posts: 112 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	That is a sweet fucking plan! Here's a twist, So what if you get a 350 pound kicker and line up for the field goal. Snap the ball to the midget, kicker puts midget and ball through the uprights. Ten points! It's like the ultimate game turning play! I like this plan.

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