9 things I hate about everyone....

houston · April 23rd, 2003, 01:31 AM

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say, "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butt!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.

6. People, who ask, "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.

8. When people say, "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

kingsfan789 · April 23rd, 2003, 05:03 PM

lol

gmanspack · April 23rd, 2003, 05:15 PM

Nice...............

kingsfan789 · April 28th, 2003, 05:00 PM

number five is good. It is like "No i havent been looking at the 20 foot screen that is right in front of me. I have been looking at the exit sign in the corner." good joke.

KP · May 1st, 2003, 08:43 PM

Geez, that was pretty funny.

mellon002 · May 1st, 2003, 11:08 PM

Number 4 was stolen from Jeff Foxworthy and number 5 was stolen from Kevin James. Here is my list for the sporstrant posters:

1. You guys don't like soccer.
2. You guys don't like soccer.
3. You guys don't like soccer.
4. You guys don't like soccer.
5. You guys don't like soccer.
6. You guys don't like soccer.
7. You guys don't like soccer.
8. You guys don't like soccer.
9. You guys don't like soccer.

Mensa_Club_2 · May 1st, 2003, 11:21 PM

Nice....we'll find you some other people who are willing to talk soccer...eventually.

Mike · May 1st, 2003, 11:58 PM

Mellon

Isn't it true that more youngsters play soccer in the united states than in any other sport in the world. I have to agree that we (even me) do not follow the sport that much. I was in Germany when they won the world cup in 1990, let me tell you that was a party from hell and a lot of fun. That would never happen here. I think that the United States is to big of a country since most of the countries that are good in the world like your Brazil's, Germany's, and England's are much smaller and do not have to cover as much ground as the U.S . I do not know, doesn't make much sence (my post) but i thought that i woudl give my thoughts

mellon002 · May 2nd, 2003, 11:56 AM

That's the problem that faces MLS. There are plenty of kids out there playing soccer. The task is to take those kids and convert them into MLS fans. Part of the problem is that there are only 10 teams which means that many youth soccer players aren't getting very much local exposure to MLS. MLS is looking to expand by two teams next year.

However, there are steps being taken to accomplish this conversion. When I was in Dallas watching Freddy Adu, I didn't get a chance to see them but D.C. United's U-16 team was there. The creation of youth teams is a big step in the development of MLS talent and young players.

MLS has also announced an agreement with the head organization that runs youth soccer in the USA to allow MLS teams to be more involved with them and giving the youth players benefits like tickets and stuff.

mellon002 · May 2nd, 2003, 11:57 AM

Here's a link for the MLS agreement with youth soccer:

http://www.mlsnet.com/content/03/mls0319uscs.html

Mike · May 2nd, 2003, 03:19 PM

When were you in Dallas???

kingsfan789 · May 2nd, 2003, 05:18 PM

soccer will never be big unless ESPN covers it.

kingsfan789 · May 2nd, 2003, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mellon002

Number 4 was stolen from Jeff Foxworthy and number 5 was stolen from Kevin James.

Sweat the Small stuff was a very good show James is really funny. I always watch the King of Queens

tony · May 2nd, 2003, 07:08 PM

that was pretty good kinda funny

Mensa_Club_2 · May 3rd, 2003, 12:32 AM

he was in dallas just a few weeks ago, mike...you must have missed it,

April 23rd, 2003, 01:31 AM	#1
houston I Love Sports Join Date: 03-25-2003 Posts: 1,461 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	9 things I hate about everyone.... 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say, "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butt! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor. 6. People, who ask, "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say, "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

April 23rd, 2003, 05:03 PM	#2
kingsfan789 I live Sports Join Date: 02-04-2003 Location: No Cal Posts: 2,136 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	lol __________________ Like Charles "I may be wrong but I doubt it"

April 28th, 2003, 05:00 PM	#4
kingsfan789 I live Sports Join Date: 02-04-2003 Location: No Cal Posts: 2,136 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	number five is good. It is like "No i havent been looking at the 20 foot screen that is right in front of me. I have been looking at the exit sign in the corner." good joke. __________________ Like Charles "I may be wrong but I doubt it"

May 1st, 2003, 08:43 PM	#5
KP blank Join Date: 07-08-2002 Posts: 1,988 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Geez, that was pretty funny. __________________ It's a RANT DADDY world.....and we're all just livin' in it!

May 1st, 2003, 11:08 PM	#6
mellon002 Crazed Fan Join Date: 02-12-2003 Posts: 403 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Number 4 was stolen from Jeff Foxworthy and number 5 was stolen from Kevin James. Here is my list for the sporstrant posters: 1. You guys don't like soccer. 2. You guys don't like soccer. 3. You guys don't like soccer. 4. You guys don't like soccer. 5. You guys don't like soccer. 6. You guys don't like soccer. 7. You guys don't like soccer. 8. You guys don't like soccer. 9. You guys don't like soccer. __________________ The guys who wrote the original Matrix used their brains. The guys who wrote Matrix Revolutions used their balls.

April 23rd, 2003, 05:15 PM	#3
gmanspack Crazed Fan Join Date: 01-17-2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 498 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Nice...............

May 1st, 2003, 11:21 PM	#7
Mensa_Club_2 Rant Addict Join Date: 08-08-2002 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 8,602 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Nice....we'll find you some other people who are willing to talk soccer...eventually.

May 1st, 2003, 11:58 PM	#8
Mike MFIC ™ Join Date: 07-08-2002 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 10,862 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Mellon Isn't it true that more youngsters play soccer in the united states than in any other sport in the world. I have to agree that we (even me) do not follow the sport that much. I was in Germany when they won the world cup in 1990, let me tell you that was a party from hell and a lot of fun. That would never happen here. I think that the United States is to big of a country since most of the countries that are good in the world like your Brazil's, Germany's, and England's are much smaller and do not have to cover as much ground as the U.S . I do not know, doesn't make much sence (my post) but i thought that i woudl give my thoughts

May 2nd, 2003, 11:56 AM	#9
mellon002 Crazed Fan Join Date: 02-12-2003 Posts: 403 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	That's the problem that faces MLS. There are plenty of kids out there playing soccer. The task is to take those kids and convert them into MLS fans. Part of the problem is that there are only 10 teams which means that many youth soccer players aren't getting very much local exposure to MLS. MLS is looking to expand by two teams next year. However, there are steps being taken to accomplish this conversion. When I was in Dallas watching Freddy Adu, I didn't get a chance to see them but D.C. United's U-16 team was there. The creation of youth teams is a big step in the development of MLS talent and young players. MLS has also announced an agreement with the head organization that runs youth soccer in the USA to allow MLS teams to be more involved with them and giving the youth players benefits like tickets and stuff. __________________ The guys who wrote the original Matrix used their brains. The guys who wrote Matrix Revolutions used their balls.

May 2nd, 2003, 11:57 AM	#10
mellon002 Crazed Fan Join Date: 02-12-2003 Posts: 403 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Here's a link for the MLS agreement with youth soccer: http://www.mlsnet.com/content/03/mls0319uscs.html __________________ The guys who wrote the original Matrix used their brains. The guys who wrote Matrix Revolutions used their balls.

May 2nd, 2003, 03:19 PM	#11
Mike MFIC ™ Join Date: 07-08-2002 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 10,862 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	When were you in Dallas???

May 2nd, 2003, 05:18 PM	#12
kingsfan789 I live Sports Join Date: 02-04-2003 Location: No Cal Posts: 2,136 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	soccer will never be big unless ESPN covers it. __________________ Like Charles "I may be wrong but I doubt it"

May 2nd, 2003, 07:08 PM	#14
tony Rant Noobie Join Date: 05-01-2003 Posts: 1 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	that was pretty good kinda funny

May 3rd, 2003, 12:32 AM	#15
Mensa_Club_2 Rant Addict Join Date: 08-08-2002 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 8,602 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	he was in dallas just a few weeks ago, mike...you must have missed it,