JAYFEST 07

BtownBeers · January 24th, 2007, 04:57 PM

So this Saturday we are taking Jay and Elismoke out for the Birthdays. Don't bother wishing them happy birthday, you missed them, they were last weekend. Jay is trying to be less of a man than Cindy Crosby, thus only fueling my desire to make his sunday (hopefully monday too) horrid.

Post the Shots and Drinks you would like me to get in his gullet by 2 am. All suggestions will be considered.

I hope to update this thread with pics and stories for one and all!!

Rusty27 · January 24th, 2007, 05:03 PM

Just these

NICKinDALLAS · January 24th, 2007, 06:33 PM

Cement Mixer
1 jigger Bailey's® Irish cream
1 jigger lime juice

Hold one shot of bailey's in your mouth, and take one shot of lime juice. Mix rapidly in mouth by shaking head vigorously, then consume.

Tastes ok if you can get by the curddled milk texture.

whourdaddy · January 24th, 2007, 06:44 PM

I think Jay and Eli would like the good old standard of 3 wisemen. Or a muff diver.

Margarita glass or similar wide container
shot of peach schnops
cherry
whipped cream
they have to eat the cherry without using their hands

Happy belated birthdays.

Mike · January 25th, 2007, 08:16 AM

Hey I would buy Eli a drink!! So that is what Beers has decided to do with his second place winnings > get his freinds drunk on Sportsrant earnings

Make sure you claim these > I will be sending you a 1099!

BtownJay · January 25th, 2007, 08:45 AM

Cement mixers are horrible... not a chance i drink that mess. Also, a 3 wisemen will make me vomit on the spot. Beers gets me one of those and the vomit will some how end up on his shirt. A "muff diver" should not be something a fag drinks.

This thread sucks.

whourdaddy · January 25th, 2007, 08:47 AM

I thoguht I was being nice and not suggesting the ever so popular "Blow Job"

BtownBeers · January 25th, 2007, 09:14 AM

Awe come on Cindy, a jersey turnpike or a praire fire?

ssigman · January 25th, 2007, 11:26 AM

just chug half a bottle of vodka

BaldBil · January 25th, 2007, 03:05 PM

He must do naval shots with whatever little vixen is serving the drinks!

BtownJay · January 25th, 2007, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaldBil

He must do naval shots with whatever little vixen is serving the drinks!

I'm more than okay with that. However, i'll be a bag of pennies she won't be some little vixen where we are going.

and no homos, it won't be a dude... probably some cow... then it would be a mug from her naval.

January 24th, 2007, 04:57 PM	#1
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 23,918 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	JAYFEST 07 So this Saturday we are taking Jay and Elismoke out for the Birthdays. Don't bother wishing them happy birthday, you missed them, they were last weekend. Jay is trying to be less of a man than Cindy Crosby, thus only fueling my desire to make his sunday (hopefully monday too) horrid. Post the Shots and Drinks you would like me to get in his gullet by 2 am. All suggestions will be considered. I hope to update this thread with pics and stories for one and all!! __________________ As someone who has been on both ends of a loaded weapon I can only wish you well in your idealized little vision of what the world should be; I will continue to deal the world as it really is. -BaldBil

January 24th, 2007, 05:03 PM	#2
Rusty27 Good ol' Rocky Top;Rocky Top,Tennessee Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 31,472 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Just these __________________

January 24th, 2007, 06:33 PM	#3
NICKinDALLAS Registered Opinionated Smartass Join Date: 11-25-2004 Location: Um, really? Posts: 2,794 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Cement Mixer 1 jigger Bailey's® Irish cream 1 jigger lime juice Hold one shot of bailey's in your mouth, and take one shot of lime juice. Mix rapidly in mouth by shaking head vigorously, then consume. Tastes ok if you can get by the curddled milk texture. __________________ "Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front, twirling a baton."

January 25th, 2007, 09:14 AM	#8
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 23,918 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Awe come on Cindy, a jersey turnpike or a praire fire? __________________ As someone who has been on both ends of a loaded weapon I can only wish you well in your idealized little vision of what the world should be; I will continue to deal the world as it really is. -BaldBil

January 24th, 2007, 06:44 PM	#4
whourdaddy Reppin' the Dirty Join Date: 12-08-2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,237 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	I think Jay and Eli would like the good old standard of 3 wisemen. Or a muff diver. Margarita glass or similar wide container shot of peach schnops cherry whipped cream they have to eat the cherry without using their hands Happy belated birthdays.

January 25th, 2007, 08:16 AM	#5
Mike MFIC ™ Join Date: 07-08-2002 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 10,862 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Hey I would buy Eli a drink!! So that is what Beers has decided to do with his second place winnings > get his freinds drunk on Sportsrant earnings Make sure you claim these > I will be sending you a 1099!

January 25th, 2007, 08:47 AM	#7
whourdaddy Reppin' the Dirty Join Date: 12-08-2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,237 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	I thoguht I was being nice and not suggesting the ever so popular "Blow Job"

January 25th, 2007, 03:05 PM	#10
BaldBil illegitimi non carborundum Join Date: 06-15-2006 Location: Salem, MA Posts: 5,771 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	He must do naval shots with whatever little vixen is serving the drinks!

January 25th, 2007, 03:51 PM	#12
BtownBeers Skull Fucker Wannabeeee! Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 23,918 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0