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BtownJay · October 29th, 2004, 04:03 PM

Need a Vegas report man... How did it go???

ssigman · October 29th, 2004, 08:09 PM

strip clubs: little darlings(totally nude) vegas has same rules as jersey naked = juice
topless = alcohol....little darlings i don't recommend cause i thought the place was a rip but the women were models and barely legal = good
olympic gardens was the shit.....beautiful women, friendly and they didn't hound you for your cash....and they gave out some unreal lap dances....only downside...your boys were right next to you...weird at first, but you get used to it
paradise.....now thats a strip club for rich people who wanna blow there money....and i'm not one of them so i had a good time but not as good as the rich folk....women are b to b+

gambling: didn't hit shit and lost it all...my boy hit 450 on slots...at the same time my brother hit a straight flush in 3 card poker....later my friend's girl hit 2 straight flushes...it was crazy....then at the rio a few nites later, we played boston 5 card draw or some shit cause noone was at the table...adn the dealer was the spanish cutie....2nd hand, my friend's girl hit a 1100 hand....straight flush...200 to 1 plus a bonus and more things i forget...it was crazy

clubs: ghostbar.....the beach(avoid at all costs....its all hyped up and it sucked) tangerine.....a pretty hoppin place...the youngens will like that one and i really wanted to check out bikini's..but i never got around to goin there....its in the rio..they have an oxygen bar next to it....another cute spanish girl from wyoming works in there....yea man.....i was tryin hard to get her to meet up with us later that nite....it was our next to last nite...i think she was down to do it and my corny brother tries to c-block me....can you believe that??? he blew up my spot so it didn't work out

what else...oh rabbito..i remembered your story about ny ny while i was out there....eventually i'm gonna get my pics done...when i do, i got one for you to hopefully make you feel better

BtownJay · November 1st, 2004, 12:08 PM

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strip clubs: little darlings(totally nude) vegas has same rules as jersey naked = juice
topless = alcohol....little darlings i don't recommend cause i thought the place was a rip but the women were models and barely legal = good
olympic gardens was the shit.....beautiful women, friendly and they didn't hound you for your cash....and they gave out some unreal lap dances....only downside...your boys were right next to you...weird at first, but you get used to it
paradise.....now thats a strip club for rich people who wanna blow there money....and i'm not one of them so i had a good time but not as good as the rich folk....women are b to b+

Nice nice! I bet it would be alittle weird having your boys watch you getting a lap dance.

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gambling: didn't hit shit and lost it all...my boy hit 450 on slots...at the same time my brother hit a straight flush in 3 card poker....later my friend's girl hit 2 straight flushes...it was crazy....then at the rio a few nites later, we played boston 5 card draw or some shit cause noone was at the table...adn the dealer was the spanish cutie....2nd hand, my friend's girl hit a 1100 hand....straight flush...200 to 1 plus a bonus and more things i forget...it was crazy

Doesn't it always seem that everyone you go with hits something but you?? The Casinos always take my money... i just call it donating before i even get there now.

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clubs: ghostbar.....the beach(avoid at all costs....its all hyped up and it sucked) tangerine.....a pretty hoppin place...the youngens will like that one and i really wanted to check out bikini's..but i never got around to goin there....its in the rio..they have an oxygen bar next to it....another cute spanish girl from wyoming works in there....yea man.....i was tryin hard to get her to meet up with us later that nite....it was our next to last nite...i think she was down to do it and my corny brother tries to c-block me....can you believe that??? he blew up my spot so it didn't work out

what the hell is wrong with your brother man?? Why did he try to block you? I think he definitly would have gotten a quick tap in the balls!

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what else...oh rabbito..i remembered your story about ny ny while i was out there....eventually i'm gonna get my pics done...when i do, i got one for you to hopefully make you feel better

LOL, u have to post it on here, i would love to see it!

Overall, its sounds like you guys did alot of shit. Was it worth all the money you spent? Is it something you would do again? I have never been there and it something that i really want to do!

ssigman · November 1st, 2004, 03:36 PM

its weird at first...but then you just get into the dance and the whole room disappears...most of the girls are of upper quality....and they are not afraid in SOME cases to pretty much just shove anything and everything in your mouth

i always lose my money gambling but i had fun doin it

my brother is captain c-blocker.....any girl he tries to weasel his way in on even if your goin for her....i mean i was in the oxygen bar with my other brother and he was doin the oxygen thing and i was just chilling and she gives a head massage and a back massage with one of the roller things as part of the oxygen experience...she gave my brother a head massage and then gives me the back massage two times....and keeps askin what i was doin later that nite.....then captain c-block comes in and he's tryin to talk to her like he's got game and then mentions my girl back home...who broke up with me a week before i left(i did it to myself on purpose..i can explain later) but he doesn't mention that...c-block....i yelled at him after...my boy was laughing his ass off at what he did to me

i got 20 pics left on a roll of film..so when that gets done..i'll post that pic....finally....if you go with the right people....vegas is like heaven....money, women, booze, sex, drugs, rock n roll, rap..whatever...lol....but its insane....100 times better than a.c.

BtownJay · November 1st, 2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ssigman

its weird at first...but then you just get into the dance and the whole room disappears...most of the girls are of upper quality....and they are not afraid in SOME cases to pretty much just shove anything and everything in your mouth

i always lose my money gambling but i had fun doin it

my brother is captain c-blocker.....any girl he tries to weasel his way in on even if your goin for her....i mean i was in the oxygen bar with my other brother and he was doin the oxygen thing and i was just chilling and she gives a head massage and a back massage with one of the roller things as part of the oxygen experience...she gave my brother a head massage and then gives me the back massage two times....and keeps askin what i was doin later that nite.....then captain c-block comes in and he's tryin to talk to her like he's got game and then mentions my girl back home...who broke up with me a week before i left(i did it to myself on purpose..i can explain later) but he doesn't mention that...c-block....i yelled at him after...my boy was laughing his ass off at what he did to me

i got 20 pics left on a roll of film..so when that gets done..i'll post that pic....finally....if you go with the right people....vegas is like heaven....money, women, booze, sex, drugs, rock n roll, rap..whatever...lol....but its insane....100 times better than a.c.

I remember how you do it, get them hating you so they break up with you so you are guilt free. lol, and of course he doesn't mention you guys split up... probably better that way, you probably would have ended up having to pay for it. I have no doubt it puts AC to shame... AC is fun, but its really not all that. One day i will get out there, i just can not wait! I just have to try to figure out a plan to leave the woman at home!

ssigman · November 2nd, 2004, 12:04 PM

here's what you do: "bitch, i'm goin to vegas and your stayin home.....i love you" or something like that.....no my brother never said a word about us splittin up.....bastard....she was cute too ah well

BtownJay · November 2nd, 2004, 12:15 PM

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here's what you do: "bitch, i'm goin to vegas and your stayin home.....i love you" or something like that.....no my brother never said a word about us splittin up.....bastard....she was cute too ah well

lol, i have a funny feeling that wouldn't work because she loves Vegas so much. Maybe i'll just have to suck it up and take her with me. At least i will be guaranteed to get some ass while im there. I bet she was 300 lbs with moles all over her face! lol, how much did you have to drink before you saw her?

ssigman · November 2nd, 2004, 12:26 PM

i was sober...but she did have a big back and shoulders....like a swimmer...lol
no she was petite and cute...even your gay ass woulda hit that

DON'T BRING YOUR GIRL...YOU'LL HAVE NO FUN!!!!

BtownJay · November 2nd, 2004, 12:49 PM

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i was sober...but she did have a big back and shoulders....like a swimmer...lol
no she was petite and cute...even your gay ass woulda hit that

DON'T BRING YOUR GIRL...YOU'LL HAVE NO FUN!!!!

Your right, i would have hit that... you just can't close the deal apparently.

You'll have to give me a call for some pointers. I'll have to work on not taking my girl without upsetting her too much. hmmm

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