The GMAFB Thread

Rusty27 · December 24th, 2007, 10:04 AM

Give me a F'in break.
Dudes in the Charlotte Airport restrooms working for tips next to a little table with Listerine and mints.

BtownJay · December 24th, 2007, 10:29 AM

People calling in on Christmas Eve to get a pre-qualification done by TODAY. No, they aren't going to look at houses today or tomorrow, i'll be back Wednesday to do whatever they need. But, NOOOO, it has to be today.

whourdaddy · December 24th, 2007, 04:51 PM

I cant say anything to defend the airport. I asked one guy if I was in a nightclub and wasnt aware of it. He mumbled something about doing a job. Its unreal.

Rusty27 · December 25th, 2007, 08:56 PM

HAHA! Good line. I'm going to steal it in a response to Charlotte-Meckenburg County

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Feedback and Comments I was at your airport this past week and minding my own business went into a gate restroom and was startled by one of your employees saying in a loud voice "Happy Holiday Sir!" I quickly evalutated the situation and realized he was stationed there next to a table with mints and listerine on it.Had I mistakenly wandered into a Hilton Hotel or pricy nightclub? I turned around and realized,no,I was still in the airport.Feeling very uncomfortable,I exited the restroom and held it in until my next stop where I could use the bathroom in an unsolicited manner.Please rid your airport of this nuisance.Until then,I will make it a point to connect in Atlanta.

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ssigman · December 26th, 2007, 12:52 PM

just give the homeless man a dollar...cheapskate

Rusty27 · January 3rd, 2008, 02:03 PM

GMAFB
Mike goes out of his way to deny he is rich then admits to sitting in the pricey floor seats like Jack Nicholson does at an NBA game.
Hooray for the Mavs mascot!

BtownJay · January 7th, 2008, 11:42 AM

Figured this was as good as any thread for this gem. Mike or Nick really live in Tyler, TX???

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/06/....ap/index.html

TYLER, Texas (AP) -- A man killed his girlfriend, then filleted and cooked parts of her body before calling police to tell them what he was doing, authorities said Sunday.

Christopher Lee McCuin allegedly killed his girlfriend and then called police to say he was boiling her body parts.

Christopher Lee McCuin, 25, called 911 on Saturday and told an emergency dispatcher he had killed Jana Shearer, 21, and was boiling her body parts at his mother's home, said Smith County Sheriff J.B. Smith.

When authorities arrived at the home, they found Shearer's mutilated body, one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a fork sticking out of some human flesh sitting on a plate on the kitchen table.

Authorities said it was unclear whether McCuin consumed any part of Shearer's body.

"We cannot prove that he did," Smith told The Associated Press. "He was either going to, had been or led us to think that he was doing it."

Authorities believe Shearer, 21, was abducted from her home Friday night and killed. Her death and mutilation was apparently the beginning of a crime spree that also included McCuin allegedly stabbing the boyfriend of his estranged wife and breaking into a business.

The stabbing victim is in critical condition at an area hospital, officials said.

McCuin, of Tyler, about 110 miles east of Dallas, was charged with capital murder. He was being held in the Smith County Jail on a $2 million bond Sunday and did not have an attorney, officials said. He was scheduled to be arraigned Monday, Smith said.

Before he called 911, McCuin told his mother and her boyfriend to look in their garage, authorities said. There the couple saw the remains of Shearer. McCuin's mother and her boyfriend fled the home and flagged down a police officer. McCuin dialed authorities after they left.

Rusty27 · January 7th, 2008, 11:48 AM

That is just sick! Probably fairly normal in Texas though.

BtownJay · January 7th, 2008, 11:58 AM

What? Everyone has urges to eat a loved one.... this guy just acked on that urge.

Rusty27 · January 7th, 2008, 12:11 PM

Baked or grilled drumstick maybe.....But boiled ear??

BtownJay · January 7th, 2008, 12:27 PM

Who are you to judge whats good and whats not? Maybe he likes boiled ears.

Rusty27 · January 7th, 2008, 12:34 PM

Good Point.I'm not exactly the Chef Ramsey of cooked flesh.
I'm thinking ears need to be deep fried though.

BtownJay · January 7th, 2008, 12:38 PM

lol, i to however think that deep frying ears sounds like a better plan. And then maybe topped off with some hot sauce or bbq sauce.

December 24th, 2007, 10:04 AM	#1
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 29,313	The GMAFB Thread Give me a F'in break. Dudes in the Charlotte Airport restrooms working for tips next to a little table with Listerine and mints.

December 25th, 2007, 08:56 PM	#4
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 29,313	HAHA! Good line. I'm going to steal it in a response to Charlotte-Meckenburg County Site Map Legal Information Feedback Redirects Site-Info / FeedbackCharmeck.org Feedback This is a general feedback form linked from all department pages. Select the Department or Division to direct the information.Airport Email Name *Optional Fields* Provide additional contact information here Feedback and Comments I was at your airport this past week and minding my own business went into a gate restroom and was startled by one of your employees saying in a loud voice "Happy Holiday Sir!" I quickly evalutated the situation and realized he was stationed there next to a table with mints and listerine on it.Had I mistakenly wandered into a Hilton Hotel or pricy nightclub? I turned around and realized,no,I was still in the airport.Feeling very uncomfortable,I exited the restroom and held it in until my next stop where I could use the bathroom in an unsolicited manner.Please rid your airport of this nuisance.Until then,I will make it a point to connect in Atlanta. Scroll down and click submit. Last edited by Rusty27; December 25th, 2007 at 08:59 PM.

January 7th, 2008, 12:27 PM	#11
BtownJay Join Date: 07-14-2004 Location: Lehigh Valley, PA Posts: 28,883	Who are you to judge whats good and whats not? Maybe he likes boiled ears. Last edited by BtownJay; January 7th, 2008 at 12:32 PM.

December 24th, 2007, 10:29 AM	#2
BtownJay Join Date: 07-14-2004 Location: Lehigh Valley, PA Posts: 28,883	People calling in on Christmas Eve to get a pre-qualification done by TODAY. No, they aren't going to look at houses today or tomorrow, i'll be back Wednesday to do whatever they need. But, NOOOO, it has to be today.

December 24th, 2007, 04:51 PM	#3
whourdaddy Join Date: 12-08-2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,010	I cant say anything to defend the airport. I asked one guy if I was in a nightclub and wasnt aware of it. He mumbled something about doing a job. Its unreal.

December 26th, 2007, 12:52 PM	#5
ssigman Join Date: 03-15-2004 Posts: 28,059	just give the homeless man a dollar...cheapskate

January 3rd, 2008, 02:03 PM	#6
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 29,313	GMAFB Mike goes out of his way to deny he is rich then admits to sitting in the pricey floor seats like Jack Nicholson does at an NBA game. Hooray for the Mavs mascot!

January 7th, 2008, 11:42 AM	#7
BtownJay Join Date: 07-14-2004 Location: Lehigh Valley, PA Posts: 28,883	Figured this was as good as any thread for this gem. Mike or Nick really live in Tyler, TX??? http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/06/....ap/index.html TYLER, Texas (AP) -- A man killed his girlfriend, then filleted and cooked parts of her body before calling police to tell them what he was doing, authorities said Sunday. Christopher Lee McCuin allegedly killed his girlfriend and then called police to say he was boiling her body parts. Christopher Lee McCuin, 25, called 911 on Saturday and told an emergency dispatcher he had killed Jana Shearer, 21, and was boiling her body parts at his mother's home, said Smith County Sheriff J.B. Smith. When authorities arrived at the home, they found Shearer's mutilated body, one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a fork sticking out of some human flesh sitting on a plate on the kitchen table. Authorities said it was unclear whether McCuin consumed any part of Shearer's body. "We cannot prove that he did," Smith told The Associated Press. "He was either going to, had been or led us to think that he was doing it." Authorities believe Shearer, 21, was abducted from her home Friday night and killed. Her death and mutilation was apparently the beginning of a crime spree that also included McCuin allegedly stabbing the boyfriend of his estranged wife and breaking into a business. The stabbing victim is in critical condition at an area hospital, officials said. McCuin, of Tyler, about 110 miles east of Dallas, was charged with capital murder. He was being held in the Smith County Jail on a $2 million bond Sunday and did not have an attorney, officials said. He was scheduled to be arraigned Monday, Smith said. Before he called 911, McCuin told his mother and her boyfriend to look in their garage, authorities said. There the couple saw the remains of Shearer. McCuin's mother and her boyfriend fled the home and flagged down a police officer. McCuin dialed authorities after they left.

January 7th, 2008, 11:48 AM	#8
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 29,313	That is just sick! Probably fairly normal in Texas though.

January 7th, 2008, 11:58 AM	#9
BtownJay Join Date: 07-14-2004 Location: Lehigh Valley, PA Posts: 28,883	What? Everyone has urges to eat a loved one.... this guy just acked on that urge.

January 7th, 2008, 12:11 PM	#10
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 29,313	Baked or grilled drumstick maybe.....But boiled ear??

January 7th, 2008, 12:34 PM	#12
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 29,313	Good Point.I'm not exactly the Chef Ramsey of cooked flesh. I'm thinking ears need to be deep fried though.

January 7th, 2008, 12:38 PM	#13
BtownJay Join Date: 07-14-2004 Location: Lehigh Valley, PA Posts: 28,883	lol, i to however think that deep frying ears sounds like a better plan. And then maybe topped off with some hot sauce or bbq sauce.

January 7th, 2008, 12:45 PM	#14
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 29,313