Good pick up lines

Shane · January 2nd, 2008, 03:23 PM

Ok, this doesn't happen near often enough, so I had to share it.

I met a girl the other night, and we were having a good conversation. Keep in mind that I was pretty much a sure thing, and she was the only variable. She asked what my plans for the rest of the evening were, and I said I was going to order a pizza and watch a movie. I said I had a date with the couch. She then asked if she could rent my couch!

Needless to say, it was a good night.

Rusty27 · January 2nd, 2008, 03:27 PM

Way to go Shane!
You gonna keep seeing her?

Shane · January 2nd, 2008, 03:29 PM

We are going out tonight. In this case, going out more than likely means a trip to the liquor store, then straight home to the hot tub.

whourdaddy · January 2nd, 2008, 03:31 PM

Way to go!

My favorite pickup line is

"I went to high school with BtownJay"

Shane · January 2nd, 2008, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whourdaddy

Way to go!

My favorite pickup line is

"I went to high school with BtownJay"

That doesn't get you arrested?

Rusty27 · January 2nd, 2008, 03:35 PM

Shane
I love those kind of arrangements versus high maintenance girls;expensive restaurant,movies etc .

Shane · January 2nd, 2008, 03:41 PM

Oh I hear that Rusty. The last girl I dated wouldn't get on an airplane if I didn't buy her a first class ticket.

Rusty27 · January 2nd, 2008, 03:47 PM

Yikes. My girls have know the value of a dollar and like all you can eat buffets!
I'm all about coach, watching the fat lady come up the isle and praying she doesn't have the seat next to me.

whourdaddy · January 2nd, 2008, 03:53 PM

I like to keep the bar low so that when we do go to Sizzler its a real treat.

First class only? forget that

Rusty27 · January 2nd, 2008, 04:01 PM

Exactly! She better dress warm in the winter too cause the Thermostat will be at about
65. So if heat is a treat you better believe the Sizzler and 72 degrees inside is a treat.

whourdaddy · January 2nd, 2008, 04:05 PM

I keep it hot so they wear less clothes.

But I dont feed them much to keep em lean.

Rusty27 · January 2nd, 2008, 04:08 PM

I could use some ideas for food intake control.

whourdaddy · January 2nd, 2008, 04:10 PM

One great way is to do what I do. Never have food in your house. They either come over cook and bring some or dont eat.

Unfortunately, that is the honest truth.

Rusty27 · January 2nd, 2008, 04:19 PM

In my case I am paying all the bills leaving her with too much money to buy food.
I guess I could drop her from my car insurance for starters heh,heh.

whourdaddy · January 2nd, 2008, 04:26 PM

That or get real Captain and let her drink Pabst

January 2nd, 2008, 03:23 PM	#1
Shane Join Date: 06-08-2003 Location: Bend, Oregon Posts: 6,340	Good pick up lines Ok, this doesn't happen near often enough, so I had to share it. I met a girl the other night, and we were having a good conversation. Keep in mind that I was pretty much a sure thing, and she was the only variable. She asked what my plans for the rest of the evening were, and I said I was going to order a pizza and watch a movie. I said I had a date with the couch. She then asked if she could rent my couch! Needless to say, it was a good night. Last edited by Shane; January 2nd, 2008 at 03:42 PM.

January 2nd, 2008, 03:27 PM	#2
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 27,494	Way to go Shane! You gonna keep seeing her?

January 2nd, 2008, 03:29 PM	#3
Shane Join Date: 06-08-2003 Location: Bend, Oregon Posts: 6,340	We are going out tonight. In this case, going out more than likely means a trip to the liquor store, then straight home to the hot tub.

January 2nd, 2008, 03:31 PM	#4
whourdaddy Join Date: 12-08-2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,777	Way to go! My favorite pickup line is "I went to high school with BtownJay"

January 2nd, 2008, 03:35 PM	#6
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 27,494	Shane I love those kind of arrangements versus high maintenance girls;expensive restaurant,movies etc .

January 2nd, 2008, 03:41 PM	#7
Shane Join Date: 06-08-2003 Location: Bend, Oregon Posts: 6,340	Oh I hear that Rusty. The last girl I dated wouldn't get on an airplane if I didn't buy her a first class ticket.

January 2nd, 2008, 03:47 PM	#8
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 27,494	Yikes. My girls have know the value of a dollar and like all you can eat buffets! I'm all about coach, watching the fat lady come up the isle and praying she doesn't have the seat next to me.

January 2nd, 2008, 03:53 PM	#9
whourdaddy Join Date: 12-08-2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,777	I like to keep the bar low so that when we do go to Sizzler its a real treat. First class only? forget that

January 2nd, 2008, 04:01 PM	#10
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 27,494	Exactly! She better dress warm in the winter too cause the Thermostat will be at about 65. So if heat is a treat you better believe the Sizzler and 72 degrees inside is a treat.

January 2nd, 2008, 04:05 PM	#11
whourdaddy Join Date: 12-08-2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,777	I keep it hot so they wear less clothes. But I dont feed them much to keep em lean.

January 2nd, 2008, 04:08 PM	#12
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 27,494	I could use some ideas for food intake control.

January 2nd, 2008, 04:10 PM	#13
whourdaddy Join Date: 12-08-2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,777	One great way is to do what I do. Never have food in your house. They either come over cook and bring some or dont eat. Unfortunately, that is the honest truth.

January 2nd, 2008, 04:19 PM	#14
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 27,494	In my case I am paying all the bills leaving her with too much money to buy food. I guess I could drop her from my car insurance for starters heh,heh.

January 2nd, 2008, 04:26 PM	#15
whourdaddy Join Date: 12-08-2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,777	That or get real Captain and let her drink Pabst

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