Shane's World!

Shane · March 2nd, 2008, 09:57 PM

So, after a text conversation with Jay, I decided to post a story about a day in my life.

You may recall the story about the old historian / Vietnam fighter pilot who I met online, and as it turns out he lives just up the road from me. On the night that I met him, I was sitting in a bar waiting for him to show up, and talking to a nice, attractive young lady. She turned out to be his neighbor, and I know her father. It was a bit odd. Before she left, I gave her my business card, and didn't expect to hear from her. But she emailed me 3-4 times a day.

Anyway, the old guy contacted me a couple days ago and asked if I could come over and look at some of his antique photos and give my opinion. I agreed. Right after I talked to him, his neighbor called and asked what I had going on on Saturday. I told her I would be at her neighbor's house in the afternoon, but I was free after that. She said "since you are going to be over here, why don't you stop by afterwards, and I'll make you dinner". Who am I to say no?

So I go look at the old guys pictures, which are incredible btw. If anyone is a history buff, I can share some stuff off the site. Just PM me. Then I went to her place. She made a cheese souffle (sp?), with a variety of side dishes. Appetizers were martini's. It was good. She asked if I wanted to go downtown for a drink. Again, who am I to say no?

We end up in this bar downtown, which appeared nice, but was really tacky. There was a guy playing guitar and singing in the corner, and not very well. That didn't stop a few drunk people from "attempting" to dance. It was packed. It took forever to get a drink. I think we had about six drinks each, and decided to split. I asked for the check, and after about 30 minutes of waiting and being ignored by the staff, I threw $5 down as a tip, and we skinned out.

We got back to her place and she offered me a nightcap. Have I said this yet? Who am I to say no? Needless to say, we ended up pretty messed up. She decided I needed to stay there, and not drive home. This was probably a really good idea. There was no kind of porno style getting it on type thing. It was all very innocent. I think that is good.

We were sleeping peacefully side by side, and then it happened. The ringtone on my phone is "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns 'n Roses. In my drunken state, I forgot to turn it off. Jay sends me a text about Ryan Smyth nearly getting killed at 8:21am. She rolls over, grabs me, and says "What the hell is that???". I told her I forgot to turn off my phone, and I am going to kill whoever that is. Then I said "Oh fuck, it's Jay talking hockey". She asked who Jay was, and where she could find and kill him. "Long story" was all I could muster up.

So we were awake, and she had coffee brewing and breakfast started. The doorbell rings. It's now 9:00am. She wasn't wearing anything that justified answering the door, and asked if I would take care of it. No problem. It was a guy in a suit riding a bicycle. You know what that means. Jehova's Witness. I open the door, and he stuck a flyer in my face and said "sir, we'd like you to read this and come worship with us later". I said, I'd like for you to shove that thing up your ass and light it on fire. It didn't end well.

We had breakfast, and I came home. I thought maybe I had scared her away, but she called me this afternoon and thanked me for a great night. She wants to do it again this week.

Long story short, she cooked dinner, we skipped the bar tab, and I verbally assaulted a religious cult type guy.

I spent $5. Best date ever.

Fuck you Jay.

NICKinDALLAS · March 2nd, 2008, 10:13 PM

Great Story! Hope everything works out like you want it to!

Shane · March 2nd, 2008, 10:19 PM

Thanks Nick! It was fun, and we sure have a lot in common. I am just happy it wasn't a fabulous disaster like the last few have been.

Rusty27 · March 3rd, 2008, 06:39 AM

WhoooHoooo.Good for you,Shane.She sounds like the type that will be alright with you posting a pic of her butt,unlike the last one.
Edit:Just saw the high/low thread.......frontal pic?

BtownJay · March 3rd, 2008, 08:00 AM

I believe Shane is the only person I text that is on the west coast. It was almost 11:30 here. I just saw Ryan Smith barely keep his head attached to his body and thought about you and all their injuries already. The hit looked nasty.

But glad you had a good date otherwise. If they can't get a check to you in a half hour, they obviously don't want to get paid. No way i'd go out of my way to get the bill either.

BtownBeers · March 3rd, 2008, 08:35 AM

So Shane is cheap and couldn't seal the deal...got it!

ssigman · March 3rd, 2008, 09:50 AM

LMAO! how did you not molest her or at least finger pop her??

that ryan smith hit was sick..the sound it made was horrifying and quite hilarious

also, post those pics on here if ya can..i know i'd like to see them

jehovah witnesses really go door to door still??

BaldBil · March 3rd, 2008, 10:05 AM

I find door-to-door religion very irritating.

Shane · March 3rd, 2008, 10:14 AM

Very funny Beers. I feel I gave them ample time, and I was willing to pay.

Ssigs: I didn't say I was "lilly white". I just said it wasn't porno style

I didn't know JW's went door to door anymore either. I thought I had chased them all off years ago. This guy didn't get that memo....until yesterday.

ssigman · March 3rd, 2008, 10:21 AM

they have porns for everything now..so if you touched her inappropriately, then it was porno style..just a very tame porn

Shane · March 3rd, 2008, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssigman

they have porns for everything now..so if you touched her inappropriately, then it was porno style..just a very tame porn

Ahh, I didn't know this. I am not as well versed in porno ettiquette as you apparently.

JGAC · March 3rd, 2008, 10:59 AM

"long story"

BtownJay · March 3rd, 2008, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JGAC

"long story"

Haha, probably best to not drop the "message board friend" on a first date huh?

Shane · March 3rd, 2008, 11:24 AM

lol. I wasn't really awake, and I didn't want to start off with "I found this ignorant guy in Dallas who can't spell, and he has a sports website...blah blah blah"

TexasFloodSRV · March 3rd, 2008, 11:26 AM

I hope she likes Stevie Ray Vaughn at least and not Poison type metal bands.

March 2nd, 2008, 09:57 PM	#1
Shane Join Date: 06-08-2003 Location: Bend, Oregon Posts: 6,340	Shane's World! So, after a text conversation with Jay, I decided to post a story about a day in my life. You may recall the story about the old historian / Vietnam fighter pilot who I met online, and as it turns out he lives just up the road from me. On the night that I met him, I was sitting in a bar waiting for him to show up, and talking to a nice, attractive young lady. She turned out to be his neighbor, and I know her father. It was a bit odd. Before she left, I gave her my business card, and didn't expect to hear from her. But she emailed me 3-4 times a day. Anyway, the old guy contacted me a couple days ago and asked if I could come over and look at some of his antique photos and give my opinion. I agreed. Right after I talked to him, his neighbor called and asked what I had going on on Saturday. I told her I would be at her neighbor's house in the afternoon, but I was free after that. She said "since you are going to be over here, why don't you stop by afterwards, and I'll make you dinner". Who am I to say no? So I go look at the old guys pictures, which are incredible btw. If anyone is a history buff, I can share some stuff off the site. Just PM me. Then I went to her place. She made a cheese souffle (sp?), with a variety of side dishes. Appetizers were martini's. It was good. She asked if I wanted to go downtown for a drink. Again, who am I to say no? We end up in this bar downtown, which appeared nice, but was really tacky. There was a guy playing guitar and singing in the corner, and not very well. That didn't stop a few drunk people from "attempting" to dance. It was packed. It took forever to get a drink. I think we had about six drinks each, and decided to split. I asked for the check, and after about 30 minutes of waiting and being ignored by the staff, I threw $5 down as a tip, and we skinned out. We got back to her place and she offered me a nightcap. Have I said this yet? Who am I to say no? Needless to say, we ended up pretty messed up. She decided I needed to stay there, and not drive home. This was probably a really good idea. There was no kind of porno style getting it on type thing. It was all very innocent. I think that is good. We were sleeping peacefully side by side, and then it happened. The ringtone on my phone is "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns 'n Roses. In my drunken state, I forgot to turn it off. Jay sends me a text about Ryan Smyth nearly getting killed at 8:21am. She rolls over, grabs me, and says "What the hell is that???". I told her I forgot to turn off my phone, and I am going to kill whoever that is. Then I said "Oh fuck, it's Jay talking hockey". She asked who Jay was, and where she could find and kill him. "Long story" was all I could muster up. So we were awake, and she had coffee brewing and breakfast started. The doorbell rings. It's now 9:00am. She wasn't wearing anything that justified answering the door, and asked if I would take care of it. No problem. It was a guy in a suit riding a bicycle. You know what that means. Jehova's Witness. I open the door, and he stuck a flyer in my face and said "sir, we'd like you to read this and come worship with us later". I said, I'd like for you to shove that thing up your ass and light it on fire. It didn't end well. We had breakfast, and I came home. I thought maybe I had scared her away, but she called me this afternoon and thanked me for a great night. She wants to do it again this week. Long story short, she cooked dinner, we skipped the bar tab, and I verbally assaulted a religious cult type guy. I spent $5. Best date ever. Fuck you Jay.

March 3rd, 2008, 06:39 AM	#4
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 27,494	WhoooHoooo.Good for you,Shane.She sounds like the type that will be alright with you posting a pic of her butt,unlike the last one. Edit:Just saw the high/low thread.......frontal pic? Last edited by Rusty27; March 3rd, 2008 at 06:41 AM.

March 2nd, 2008, 10:13 PM	#2
NICKinDALLAS Join Date: 11-24-2004 Location: Um, really? Posts: 2,370	Great Story! Hope everything works out like you want it to!

March 2nd, 2008, 10:19 PM	#3
Shane Join Date: 06-08-2003 Location: Bend, Oregon Posts: 6,340	Thanks Nick! It was fun, and we sure have a lot in common. I am just happy it wasn't a fabulous disaster like the last few have been.

March 3rd, 2008, 08:00 AM	#5
BtownJay Join Date: 07-14-2004 Location: Lehigh Valley, PA Posts: 27,926	I believe Shane is the only person I text that is on the west coast. It was almost 11:30 here. I just saw Ryan Smith barely keep his head attached to his body and thought about you and all their injuries already. The hit looked nasty. But glad you had a good date otherwise. If they can't get a check to you in a half hour, they obviously don't want to get paid. No way i'd go out of my way to get the bill either.

March 3rd, 2008, 08:35 AM	#6
BtownBeers Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 21,488	So Shane is cheap and couldn't seal the deal...got it!

March 3rd, 2008, 09:50 AM	#7
ssigman Join Date: 03-15-2004 Posts: 27,132	LMAO! how did you not molest her or at least finger pop her?? that ryan smith hit was sick..the sound it made was horrifying and quite hilarious also, post those pics on here if ya can..i know i'd like to see them jehovah witnesses really go door to door still??

March 3rd, 2008, 10:05 AM	#8
BaldBil Join Date: 06-15-2006 Location: Salem, MA Posts: 5,184	I find door-to-door religion very irritating.

March 3rd, 2008, 10:14 AM	#9
Shane Join Date: 06-08-2003 Location: Bend, Oregon Posts: 6,340	Very funny Beers. I feel I gave them ample time, and I was willing to pay. Ssigs: I didn't say I was "lilly white". I just said it wasn't porno style I didn't know JW's went door to door anymore either. I thought I had chased them all off years ago. This guy didn't get that memo....until yesterday.

March 3rd, 2008, 10:21 AM	#10
ssigman Join Date: 03-15-2004 Posts: 27,132	they have porns for everything now..so if you touched her inappropriately, then it was porno style..just a very tame porn

March 3rd, 2008, 10:59 AM	#12
JGAC Join Date: 05-09-2003 Location: North End, Boston Posts: 6,079	"long story"

March 3rd, 2008, 11:24 AM	#14
Shane Join Date: 06-08-2003 Location: Bend, Oregon Posts: 6,340	lol. I wasn't really awake, and I didn't want to start off with "I found this ignorant guy in Dallas who can't spell, and he has a sports website...blah blah blah"

March 3rd, 2008, 11:26 AM	#15
TexasFloodSRV Join Date: 02-18-2008 Location: South Floritexas Posts: 23	I hope she likes Stevie Ray Vaughn at least and not Poison type metal bands.