Tammy Thomas - JackAss of the week March 27th, 2008 - April 8th, 2008

Mike · March 28th, 2008, 07:50 AM

Now this is old news and I am sure that you all know about this chick, she is a olympic champion cyclist. Now this is not the best choice as a jackass of the week, but I found this funny. Reason being? Because she was caught shaving her face!!!! and the picture makes her look like a man!

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Former cycling champion Tammy Thomas seemed to be in the midst of shaving her face when an Olympic drug tester paid her an unannounced visit in 2002, according to testimony Wednesday in her trial on perjury charges.

Tom McVay, a tester for the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency, told a jury in U.S. District Court in San Francisco that on March 14, 2002, he was assigned to locate Thomas at the Olympic Training Center in Chula Vista, east of San Diego, and collect a urine sample for a steroid test.

The visit was memorable, McVay said, because of Thomas' appearance when she answered his knock on her apartment door.

"It appeared to be like shaving cream on the left side of her face around her ear," he said.

Thomas is charged with perjury and obstruction of justice for allegedly lying when she told the grand jury that investigated the BALCO steroids scandal that she had never used banned drugs.

Her lawyer, Ethan Balogh, has argued that her testimony was technically true in part because the designer steroids she obtained weren't illegal at the time.

Prosecutors have called Thomas a "hard-core" steroid user who underwent a physical transformation while using banned drugs. On Monday, a Colorado endocrinologist who examined Thomas in 2000 said the cyclist's use of the steroid depo-testosterone had caused "severe virilization."

Thomas had a deep voice, full beard, chest hair and even signs of male pattern baldness, Dr. Margaret Weirman testified.

In court Wednesday, McVay said he barely recognized Thomas as the woman whose drug test he had supervised six years ago. Today, she is a slender woman with long black hair.

The woman he remembered was "a lot larger, about 50 pounds heavier," McVay testified.

Rusty27 · March 28th, 2008, 08:00 AM

OMG! This was 6 years ago! She/he doesn't look anything like this now.

ssigman · March 28th, 2008, 10:14 AM

that is a man in the picture..i don't care what anyone says

BtownBeers · March 28th, 2008, 01:38 PM

Thats the wrong pic...btw Mrs Jay doesn't look quite that bad anymore.

ssigman · March 28th, 2008, 01:49 PM

wow...i saw a pic of mrs. jay...she looked good...musta not been her...she's ugly in this pic above

BtownBeers · March 28th, 2008, 01:55 PM

Those pics weren't real...you think a descent looking chick would let jay put his malifested dangle in them?

BtownJay · March 28th, 2008, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BtownBeers

Those pics weren't real...you think a descent looking chick would let jay put his malifested dangle in them?

Ah, but you are WAY underestimating the stupidity of women.

BtownBeers · March 28th, 2008, 02:06 PM

No, they are only stupid till they see it...then run screaming.

ssigman · March 28th, 2008, 02:40 PM

i need to be mrs. jay's myspace friend...tell her to send me a request

whourdaddy · March 28th, 2008, 02:51 PM

I didnt know Jessica Biel was a cyclist

BtownJay · March 28th, 2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ssigman

i need to be mrs. jay's myspace friend...tell her to send me a request

lol, you will get to read daily long ass surveys. Ask Daddy, he loves reading all the info about me that shouldn't be out there available to everyone. I'll try to remember.

BtownBeers · March 28th, 2008, 02:53 PM

whourdaddy · March 28th, 2008, 03:03 PM

she's the only reason I do myspace

she loves cheeseburgers

ssigman · March 28th, 2008, 03:05 PM

tell her to check later today then..i'm gonna send her an invite

March 28th, 2008, 07:50 AM	#1
Mike Join Date: 07-08-2002 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 10,747	Tammy Thomas - JackAss of the week March 27th, 2008 - April 8th, 2008 Now this is old news and I am sure that you all know about this chick, she is a olympic champion cyclist. Now this is not the best choice as a jackass of the week, but I found this funny. Reason being? Because she was caught shaving her face!!!! and the picture makes her look like a man! --------------------------------- Former cycling champion Tammy Thomas seemed to be in the midst of shaving her face when an Olympic drug tester paid her an unannounced visit in 2002, according to testimony Wednesday in her trial on perjury charges. Tom McVay, a tester for the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency, told a jury in U.S. District Court in San Francisco that on March 14, 2002, he was assigned to locate Thomas at the Olympic Training Center in Chula Vista, east of San Diego, and collect a urine sample for a steroid test. The visit was memorable, McVay said, because of Thomas' appearance when she answered his knock on her apartment door. "It appeared to be like shaving cream on the left side of her face around her ear," he said. Thomas is charged with perjury and obstruction of justice for allegedly lying when she told the grand jury that investigated the BALCO steroids scandal that she had never used banned drugs. Her lawyer, Ethan Balogh, has argued that her testimony was technically true in part because the designer steroids she obtained weren't illegal at the time. Prosecutors have called Thomas a "hard-core" steroid user who underwent a physical transformation while using banned drugs. On Monday, a Colorado endocrinologist who examined Thomas in 2000 said the cyclist's use of the steroid depo-testosterone had caused "severe virilization." Thomas had a deep voice, full beard, chest hair and even signs of male pattern baldness, Dr. Margaret Weirman testified. In court Wednesday, McVay said he barely recognized Thomas as the woman whose drug test he had supervised six years ago. Today, she is a slender woman with long black hair. The woman he remembered was "a lot larger, about 50 pounds heavier," McVay testified.

March 28th, 2008, 08:00 AM	#2
Rusty27 Join Date: 07-15-2004 Location: Knoxville,Tenn. Posts: 24,253	OMG! This was 6 years ago! She/he doesn't look anything like this now.

March 28th, 2008, 10:14 AM	#3
ssigman Join Date: 03-15-2004 Posts: 25,375	that is a man in the picture..i don't care what anyone says

March 28th, 2008, 01:38 PM	#4
BtownBeers Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 19,652	Thats the wrong pic...btw Mrs Jay doesn't look quite that bad anymore.

March 28th, 2008, 01:49 PM	#5
ssigman Join Date: 03-15-2004 Posts: 25,375	wow...i saw a pic of mrs. jay...she looked good...musta not been her...she's ugly in this pic above

March 28th, 2008, 01:55 PM	#6
BtownBeers Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 19,652	Those pics weren't real...you think a descent looking chick would let jay put his malifested dangle in them?

March 28th, 2008, 02:06 PM	#8
BtownBeers Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 19,652	No, they are only stupid till they see it...then run screaming.

March 28th, 2008, 02:40 PM	#9
ssigman Join Date: 03-15-2004 Posts: 25,375	i need to be mrs. jay's myspace friend...tell her to send me a request

March 28th, 2008, 02:51 PM	#10
whourdaddy Join Date: 12-08-2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,420	I didnt know Jessica Biel was a cyclist

March 28th, 2008, 02:53 PM	#12
BtownBeers Join Date: 08-23-2004 Location: In Mrs. Jays Pants! Posts: 19,652

March 28th, 2008, 03:03 PM	#13
whourdaddy Join Date: 12-08-2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,420	she's the only reason I do myspace she loves cheeseburgers

March 28th, 2008, 03:05 PM	#14
ssigman Join Date: 03-15-2004 Posts: 25,375	tell her to check later today then..i'm gonna send her an invite