So I was talking to my friend Three Shots of Gin yesterday....

OILCansLiver · June 27th, 2008, 12:32 PM

and he told me that you guys were still a pathetic bunch of wussies

He was tellin me that you all emailed him privately in March asking him not to do the fantasy baseball league again this year because you were all so scared you couldnt win it

I mean thats sad, man...begging us not to do the league because you were afraid?!?!?!??!

He also said that the only quality draft pick he could remember from last year (other than our teams of course) was when that Great Gonads guy brilliantly selected Tim Lincecum before any of you chaunceys had even heard his name

He also told me that the guy who traded me A Rod for Garret Atkins last year admitted he was a huge dope...Especially since he had drafted him before Atkins a round earlier three days before

I mean, I hadn't even realized you guys were emailing him like that, but now that I know the real reason the league folded, I just had to drop back in....and tell you how dumb you all are

And honestly....the reason your beloved Fishy lil Commishy never came back to run the league again this season was because I basically needed more of a challenge...So I headed over to NeedaMan.com instead.

I found them to be a much more knowledgeable group of baseball fans....they actually get women too...I mean lets face it - Half of you guys haven't even been inside of a woman since you visited the Statue of Liberty

Well anyway...good luck with your pathetic existence guys....maybe I'll catch you at the comic book store next time Mom lets you out of the cellar

Not likely though, since I don't frequent nerd hangouts..

Actually I guess Ill just have to see you all again next time they show To Catch a Predator on TV. And make sure you tell Chris Hansen i said hi.........big fan

Layda lame-o's

-CAN MAN

BtownJay · June 27th, 2008, 12:42 PM

Bil, this is your friend right? I think he needs a good curb stomping.

And I challange "Three Shots of Gin" to come here and post e-mails that he was sent. I'd bet anything that he's full of shit.

AndyC0803 · June 27th, 2008, 01:07 PM

Who the hell takes shots of gin? That sounds truly awful. If you want to drink gin then mix it with something. If you want to take shots then be a man and have some whiskey. But gin? Ugh.

ssigman · June 27th, 2008, 02:38 PM

oil.....tell me how my ass tastes

BaldBil · June 27th, 2008, 02:44 PM

The FishyCommishy makes a long overdue appearance.

OilCan is known throughout the Greater Salem area as a man of absolut integrity who has a crystal clear view of the world through the bottom of whatever glass he happens to be gazing through. I can only imagine how you ranters must appear through the persistent haze of a bar vodka buzz or the foggy mist of a good cheap gin.

Bye the way, Gin is choice of all real drinkers, the rest is just a prelude to true alcohol dependency.

The CanMan and I will meet sometime soon to discuss what provoked this sudden and vicious attack.

BtownJay · June 27th, 2008, 03:07 PM

Was "three shots of gin" that Mike Woods guy?

This would make sense because that guy was a total douche throughout the entire league. Again, i'll bet anything no one was emailing him because we were scared of losing.

whourdaddy · June 27th, 2008, 03:58 PM

Who would be afraid of losing in a fantasy league its not a fistfight its on the internet.

BtownJay · June 27th, 2008, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whourdaddy

Who would be afraid of losing in a fantasy league its not a fistfight its on the internet.

And it costs nothing to play. Thats what makes the origional post so stupid. If you look back through everyones history, we've all finished near the bottom of some leagues, and kept playing.

ThreeShotsofGin · June 27th, 2008, 05:11 PM

I'm in complete agreement with Oil can. I mean from not knowing the rules, to the Arod for Atkins trade, to a general lack of interest, that league was by far the worst I've been in. I mean, I haven't seen that many douches since I went to the Feminine Care section of Walgreens with your mom.

BtownJay · June 27th, 2008, 05:15 PM

Waiting to see what these emails said about our fear of you.

Mom jokes!

BaldBil · June 27th, 2008, 05:22 PM

A sudden spark of life has come to the Rant. Scurrilous interlopers have returned.

Just in time for Friday and a little weekend marination.

June 27th, 2008, 12:32 PM	#1
OILCansLiver Rant Noobie Join Date: 01-26-2007 Posts: 25 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	So I was talking to my friend Three Shots of Gin yesterday.... and he told me that you guys were still a pathetic bunch of wussies He was tellin me that you all emailed him privately in March asking him not to do the fantasy baseball league again this year because you were all so scared you couldnt win it I mean thats sad, man...begging us not to do the league because you were afraid?!?!?!??! He also said that the only quality draft pick he could remember from last year (other than our teams of course) was when that Great Gonads guy brilliantly selected Tim Lincecum before any of you chaunceys had even heard his name He also told me that the guy who traded me A Rod for Garret Atkins last year admitted he was a huge dope...Especially since he had drafted him before Atkins a round earlier three days before I mean, I hadn't even realized you guys were emailing him like that, but now that I know the real reason the league folded, I just had to drop back in....and tell you how dumb you all are And honestly....the reason your beloved Fishy lil Commishy never came back to run the league again this season was because I basically needed more of a challenge...So I headed over to NeedaMan.com instead. I found them to be a much more knowledgeable group of baseball fans....they actually get women too...I mean lets face it - Half of you guys haven't even been inside of a woman since you visited the Statue of Liberty Well anyway...good luck with your pathetic existence guys....maybe I'll catch you at the comic book store next time Mom lets you out of the cellar Not likely though, since I don't frequent nerd hangouts.. Actually I guess Ill just have to see you all again next time they show To Catch a Predator on TV. And make sure you tell Chris Hansen i said hi.........big fan Layda lame-o's -CAN MAN Last edited by BtownJay; June 27th, 2008 at 12:46 PM.

June 27th, 2008, 01:07 PM	#3
AndyC0803 The Ayatollah of Rock n' Rollah! Join Date: 06-26-2004 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 1,141 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Who the hell takes shots of gin? That sounds truly awful. If you want to drink gin then mix it with something. If you want to take shots then be a man and have some whiskey. But gin? Ugh. __________________ Give to a great cause by clicking this link and then clicking the "donate" button. Thanks! This is a fun link

June 27th, 2008, 02:44 PM	#5
BaldBil illegitimi non carborundum Join Date: 06-15-2006 Location: Salem, MA Posts: 5,771 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	The FishyCommishy makes a long overdue appearance. OilCan is known throughout the Greater Salem area as a man of absolut integrity who has a crystal clear view of the world through the bottom of whatever glass he happens to be gazing through. I can only imagine how you ranters must appear through the persistent haze of a bar vodka buzz or the foggy mist of a good cheap gin. Bye the way, Gin is choice of all real drinkers, the rest is just a prelude to true alcohol dependency. The CanMan and I will meet sometime soon to discuss what provoked this sudden and vicious attack. __________________ The Rant's pre-eminent something or other.

June 27th, 2008, 05:11 PM	#9
ThreeShotsofGin Rant Noobie Join Date: 06-27-2008 Posts: 1 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Complete agreement I'm in complete agreement with Oil can. I mean from not knowing the rules, to the Arod for Atkins trade, to a general lack of interest, that league was by far the worst I've been in. I mean, I haven't seen that many douches since I went to the Feminine Care section of Walgreens with your mom.

June 27th, 2008, 05:22 PM	#11
BaldBil illegitimi non carborundum Join Date: 06-15-2006 Location: Salem, MA Posts: 5,771 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	A sudden spark of life has come to the Rant. Scurrilous interlopers have returned. Just in time for Friday and a little weekend marination. __________________ The Rant's pre-eminent something or other.

June 27th, 2008, 03:58 PM	#7
whourdaddy Reppin' the Dirty Join Date: 12-08-2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,237 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0	Who would be afraid of losing in a fantasy league its not a fistfight its on the internet.