The Jester’s Quart: Two for Hooking

Greg_Wyshynski · January 14th, 2005, 12:41 AM

I miss hockey. In a big, pathetic way.

The other night I purposely overcooked some burgers on my George Foreman Grill just so I could slap-shoot them on a simulated power play in my living room. (My cat, Mr. Mittens, played the role of Olaf Kolzig.) I’ve thrown at least three hip checks while...
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Shane · January 14th, 2005, 02:40 AM

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ishkur · January 14th, 2005, 03:51 AM

Classic. Of all the posters here, Greg, you are consistently the most on-point, poignant, and tongue-in-cheek productive. I actually look forward to reading the Jester's Quart every week now.

theseed2005 · January 15th, 2005, 08:44 PM

Wicked Rant My Friend.

I just wanted to say I thoroughly enjoyed it. It is funny, I am at least a reasonalbly intelligent guy, but for some reason it took me about 5 minutes to spell thoroughly correctly. I know I could have used spell check, but damn it I just wanted to get it right on my own.

I have one other suggestion that you may choose to add. I think in the new version of the NHL they should allow each teams "Enforcer" to carry a gun. Now of course they would not be allowed to use real ammo, but instead they would use rubber bullets or perhaps pellets. Also they would not have an unlimited supply of ammo, instead each teams enforcer would be issued 3 bullets to use as they wish. Now wouldn't that be exciting and add a new element to the game.

Just some food for thought.

Cheers,

The Seed.

January 14th, 2005, 12:41 AM	#1
Greg_Wyshynski Join Date: 06-04-2004 Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 223	The Jester’s Quart: Two for Hooking I miss hockey. In a big, pathetic way. The other night I purposely overcooked some burgers on my George Foreman Grill just so I could slap-shoot them on a simulated power play in my living room. (My cat, Mr. Mittens, played the role of Olaf Kolzig.) I’ve thrown at least three hip checks while... Full Article

January 15th, 2005, 08:44 PM	#4
theseed2005 Join Date: 01-11-2005 Location: The Pacific Northwest Posts: 10	Wicked Rant. Wicked Rant My Friend. I just wanted to say I thoroughly enjoyed it. It is funny, I am at least a reasonalbly intelligent guy, but for some reason it took me about 5 minutes to spell thoroughly correctly. I know I could have used spell check, but damn it I just wanted to get it right on my own. I have one other suggestion that you may choose to add. I think in the new version of the NHL they should allow each teams "Enforcer" to carry a gun. Now of course they would not be allowed to use real ammo, but instead they would use rubber bullets or perhaps pellets. Also they would not have an unlimited supply of ammo, instead each teams enforcer would be issued 3 bullets to use as they wish. Now wouldn't that be exciting and add a new element to the game. Just some food for thought. Cheers, The Seed.

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January 14th, 2005, 02:40 AM	#2
Shane Join Date: 06-08-2003 Location: Bend, Oregon Posts: 6,340	ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

January 14th, 2005, 03:51 AM	#3
Ishkur Join Date: 12-27-2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 438	Classic. Of all the posters here, Greg, you are consistently the most on-point, poignant, and tongue-in-cheek productive. I actually look forward to reading the Jester's Quart every week now.

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