The day I see my Sox shake hands with a bunch of Yankers is the day I hang up my well worn hat. Tensions were running too high at Merriam school in Acton Mass. There was so much taunting at the expense of Yankers fans since Bostons World Series win that Schools Officials decided action needed to be taken.
School officials who were so concerned with the lack of PC that they decided that to make them all shake hands. Then to quote Mr. Seuss " They got a wonderfull awful idea)
If we can make the kids shake hands then we can make the adults.
They called, wrote, and made posters depicting the rivalry that I love into some cheesey line of fair play. This PRoject was headed up by Ed Kaufman,a prclaimed YANKEES FAN!!! (Figures sore loser)
The moment of last season I loved the most. Veritek stuffing A-Rods face full of cow leather is now a tearful sentiment for the plight of The Children (Someone Protect the Children!).
Who ever thought of this idea..(ED KAUFMAN IN PARTICULAR) I am ashamed you come from or live in Mass.
MY dads dad hated the Yankers. My dad hated the Yankers I hate the Yankers and Im sure My kid will hate the Yankers. Its just that simple. You don't like it move to N.Y.
As an added bonus that fat blowhole of an owner Big George really wants to endorse the idea. He thinks it would be great. Hey George There's a ton of stuff I want to see you do but none of it is dedicated to making the Biggest Fing choke in BASEBALL HISTORY a little less embarassing for you.
Choke on it you fat tub o'sh#$.
So the only thing I want to see from my Sox on opening day is them delivering a big kick to the pride of the bums from the Bronx.
To the governing body of Merriam shame on you for being such wussies. Get a little backbone, and pride.
The only law that matters is
