Larry Ellison - JackAss Of the Week 4/14 - 4/20 - April 14th, 2004
This guy gets it for being a complete dumbass when he gave back the ball that Barry Bonds hit to tie Mays at 660. He could probably retire now since he was the luckiest MF and caught 661. I would have kept both, and told Bonds to take a hike or make him buy it from me, in cash, not roids!!