Last week federal agents obtained urine samples from the
players union conducted last season.  Barry Bonds, Gary Sheffield, and
Jason Giambi have all been found guilty for lying under oath and using steroids
to enhance their baseball careers.  They have been indicted by the Federal
Grand Jury late this afternoon and will be banned from Baseball for the rest of
their natural lives. Bonds and Giambi were caught administering each other
Winstrol, an common steroid used by veterinarians for the use in animals such as
horses.  Giambi was caught in the home of fellow MLB slugger Gary
Sheffield, getting a syringe stuck into his left buttock by Barry Bonds.
Baseball commissioner Bud Selig could not be reached for comment even though he
was sitting on the crapper in the same bathroom.  What is becoming of
baseball today.  Updates to follow!

If you believe this than you are an idiot!!!   Ha Ha