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We can all testify about our experiences being forced into the failure physical education system. Let me tell you some interesting experiences from my youth...
One time in grade 4, we were playing ball hockey in the gym, and this dude Steve was sitting on the ground with shorts on with his legs open, you know, the casual relaxed position. The ball somehow went between his legs, and people ran for it and started clacking away between his legs, and that is the single funniest thing I've ever seen in my LIFE!
Another story! Haha, this dude Kevin was fucking crazy, he got a hockey stick when we were preparing for activity, and to test out his stick, he started pounding it on the ground like it was the beginning of a war cry, he was banging the stick's blade on the ground, and eventually the teacher screamed at him!
Other times, apart from organized sport, we did our own shit. Do you guys know what British Bulldog is? It's a game where you run into eachother, it's great. We played it in grade 5. Lots of blood!
Don't forget tetherball! One time, when the ball was taken down, the bullies would grab me, and shove my legs between the pole and PULL on my legs, lol that hurt so much. I laughed as a result, only one kid cried, but he was a faggot.
One time, there was this jock dude, Devon, in grade 10 he used to walk around the gym one class with his shorts down, and say "HEY EVERYONE! I SHAVED MY BALLS!". Oh man, that was twisted. One time after a game, he used to call me over with his other jock buddies for a high five, while he was lying on an outdoor bleacher. He lifted up his shirt, and surely enough, there was his peener. Great.
Oh and those damn kids who forget their ashtma kits...I hate them, they ruin sports.
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